<3:-) I'll do what I want honey, but it's cute that you think I'll listen

I'm sorry, I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Funny Friendship Ecard: If you ever need a slightly distracted, unsympathetic friend, I'm here for you.

No, really. Can you get paid for that?

What if my favorite thing to do is nothing? (for real)

Follow Bluntcard on Pinterest.

I knew what was happening all along, I was confident and happy, then even happier with the outcome, 2016 was a great year for me!

srsly, does this beautiful dress make me look fat?

Well, there it is. The truth is in the Blunt Card. And it tastes pretty good.

way better

I'm not still mad at you. I was never mad at you. I just decided my life would be better without you in it. ~ Joke All You Can

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