the defibrillator toaster...my mom would be so annoyed…every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming, “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCs OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M. If we don’t restart his heart, he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” (Definitely pinned this for the description.)

The Defibrillator Toaster puns: "WERE LOSING THEM!" -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!" -Time of deliciousness: A.M -If we dont restart his heart , hes toast! -"Daddys in a butter place now, kids.

Sisters

I love my older sister. She's my best friend. I couldn't live without her. We'll be partners in crime forever

hahahaahaa so me! thanks Lish!

Singing to a song you don't really know. But that 15 second part you do know is coming and your gonna own that shit. Story of my life!

Hahaha

funny quotes, it is not the size of the ship or the motion of the ocean, its whether or not the captain stays in port long enough to get all the passengers off, sexy quotes - Dump A Day

Even though they spelled  "separated" wrong. To shana hazelwood and Michelle Bradford I love you guys

"True friendship isn't about being inseparable. It's being separated & nothing changes." So many separated BFFs: Sarah & Katie Erin, E & A Mallory (far enough!

beauty and the beast

What Your Favorite Disney Princess Says About You. Belle is my favorite character, but the description for Sleeping Beauty is more like me.

HA!

Sunday brunch (60 photos)

When you're phone has no signal and you go all Lion King on it. haha yep, I do this all the time. I never have signal in my house. At least I'll have fun doing it now.

never regret anything that made you smile

Life is short Break the rules Forgive quickly KISS slowly, LOVE truly LAUGH uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you SMILE - Samuel Clemens


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