lol

God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round.and laughed and laughed and laughed. Hahahahaha Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?

True!!

(not really) sorry when you were offended the one time you were treated the way you treat others

Sorry - but it is funny!

Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

you did it

See more Quotes about You flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride, asshole- perfectly Allison

So very true

What's really surprising is how I still manage to be surprised when a guy I like turns out to be a giant douchetard. WHY am I surprised?

::snicker::

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

Say NO to stress

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So true for so long

It's true. My mom always taught me to match my underwear with my outfit! I feel out of sorts if they don't match!

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Yup, Most days, most times. Just why do you think I stay home? Because, people suck, and I don't want to be around them.

There they go, giving away the secrets ...

Nagging In reality: Her nagging means she cares and still has hope. Her silence means that she's been disappointed by you so often, that she knows it's useless to care. Beware the silence.

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