You have to hide in the shade like a creature of the night.
You wish for things that can never be.
You’re forced to appreciate little things, like air blowing on you.
When it gets hot your brain is like “bye.”
Your priorities change.
Trying to look nice or normal in the heat is a JOKE.
Summer is just like gaahhhhhhh.
Everything in the world is moist somehow.
You may know the pain of being a member of the Sweaty Upper Lip Club.
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