Reasons Texas is Utopia. They neglect to mention that it makes a sincere effort to rival hell for temperatures every summer. It would be a really great place if we let Ann Richards run the show in perpetuity and kept the thermostat below 70 at all times.
via Pleated Jeans Can't argue with that! This Sonic Drive-In fast food restaurant in Texas goes straight for the jugular (or is it stomach?) with this gem of a poem: "Roses are red / so is ketchup / Have a corndog.