This is so stupid. A mother and father love their children not because of their personalities, but because of biology. A parents instincts are to love and protect their child to carry on the species. ITS SCIENCE!

I don't hate you, I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence. I feel this way with many many many people!

Love this quote, and GAH, I miss me some Ritas! When I was in Delaware I used to laugh at the signs because they were too funny. Then I feel in love with the weird slushy/ice cream layers they do. Miss Ritas!

These are hilarious. Read the rest of the funny kid sayings here!

17 Kid Quotes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard You'll Cry