haha I'm sorry but some people really need to get off the pity train!

work. ha!

Truth is, I actually have a file folder labeled "Fuck it." which is almost as full as the one next to it called "Fuck it and run.

So true

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True statement!

Free, Reminders Ecard: If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to knock a lazy co-worker out, I wouldn't have to work anymore.

Yes, there are a couple from the past that I think of...

I hope the bus you threw me under swerves to hit you on the sidewalk. Lol I get thrown under the bus a lot!

My thoughts exactly! I hate this saying, yet so many people say it!!!!!

Darn right I'm a Bitter Infertile! - Page 42

When you say everything happens for a reason, dont be surprised when I slap you in the face. It happened for a reason.


People think that I'm quiet because I'm shy, but really I've been silently judging them from afar and determining that they're all fucking retards.

We all know the struggle.

Just A Scientist — We all know the struggle.

It's the little things. I start the shift with a billion pens and at the end of the shift I'm lucky to have one! All pens's go to heaven?