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.Yeah, if you could stop putting police sirens in music while I'm driving . . . That'd be great. For sure.

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Misunderstood spider

Yeah, I read somewhere that we swallow like 8 spiders in our lifetime while we sleep....so, no. You are in my house, you die unless it is easy to catch and release. Outdoors, I will let you be. In my domain...I smash you into the window pane.

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If I loved a guy as much as I love my dog, the guy would be in serious trouble. Because I'm all over that dog, all the time, ~ Maria Sharapova <3 Love Sayings #quotes, #love, #sayings, https://apps.facebook.com/yangutu

I will totally do this Because I'm going to the beach this summer Aaahhhhhhhh can't wait!!!!!!!