WORD....If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it fall, I really don't give a shit.

WORD....If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it fall, I really don't give a shit.

I wish my nipples were half as sensitive as my Facebook friends.

I wish my nipples were half as sensitive as my Facebook friends.

I feel sorry for myself having to hear about how sorry you feel for yourself.

I feel sorry for myself having to hear about how sorry you feel for yourself.

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!'

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!'

I would say 'get on my level' but I'm so fucking awesome, it wouldn't be fair to set you up for failure.

I would say 'get on my level' but I'm so fucking awesome, it wouldn't be fair to set you up for failure.

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