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I set my clock ahead to prevent being late. All it really does is sharpen my subtraction skills. ~ My alarm clock.

Yup.

Oh my goodness. I'd be rich if I had a dollar every time my name was spelled wrong!

Me in 50 years

Let's be this grandma. This isn't who i want to be as a grandmother. This is who i want to be all through my life.

Funny!

For my mother and all the other moms out there. Congrats on passing the mom test!

It's a place where this pickup line CAN work 100 percent of the time. | 21 'Murica Memes To Keep Your Patriotism Flowing

Eagle says Hey Baby on a scale of 1 to America, How FREE are you tonight, eagles dating, dates, girls eagles. It's a place where this pickup line CAN work 100 percent of the time.

Happens to me. Every.Single.Time.

Not a video of how to talk to a giraffe but more video of how to do your make up and stuff

Bahahaha!

The Lion, The Witch and The Locker…

The Lion, The Witch and The Locker… This is the awesomest friend ever. I want a locker again so someone can do this for me!

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