I set my clock ahead to prevent being late. All it really does is sharpen my subtraction skills. ~ My alarm clock.


Farewell letter from

Insert 'husband' for 'boyfriend' and 'massage' for 'pedicure' and that sounds about right.

einsteins-riddle. Took me a while, but I figured it out. Do a google search for the answer when you are ready.

I dare you to try Einstein's Riddle. Einstein wrote this riddle early during the century and said of the world could not solve it. Be patient and pay attention.


Funny Confession Ecard: I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing I wouldn't have signed up to begin with.

It was only a kiss.

It was only a kiss.

It was only a kiss.It was only a kiss. Brightside by the killers reference for those of you who haven't truly listened to amazing music, lol)

"Me before working out: I don't want to do this. Me during workout: I don't want to do this. Me after workout: Wow, I am simply phenomenal. Every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods. I am an olympic athlete.

Doggo is hungo

Sky raisins taste so soft yet have a slight crunchy top surface ( perfect delicacy to eat as a snack between meals ! And they sniff shit like I do too nom nom nom ( ps can I lick your face now ?

I snorted just reading this inside my head

I Love You To The Moon

I bet the reason it's called "Almond Milk" is because no one could every say "Nut Juice" and keep a straight face. Funny Pictures Of The Day - 50 Pics