From whoever pinned this: "This is some of the best insight into kids I have used or found! The 5 Love Languages of Children. Click on "Assessments" and have your child play the Mystery Game to find out their love language. Find ways to strengthen your relationship with your child, and build up their security by speaking to their personal love language. Also has advice for Husband's and Wives."
I'VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG SINCE CHILDHOOD. Genius. Though it's worth noting you should probably clean out your couch first, or put something down on the seat of the couch. Nobody wants crumbs in their knees.