My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

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