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Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

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Now I lay me down to sleep, with a bottle of vodka at my feet, If I shall die before I wake, tell my friends I drank it straight.

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Yes, It's a bad time. Let me call you back when I'm not feeling so honest.

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If you tell me to "make myself at home", be prepared for me to take my bra off, drink your beer and yell at your kids.

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GODPARENTS personalized gift - 8x10 Print - Custom Gift for Godparents on Baptism or Communion day - Gift from Godchild - Any colors

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