Wow! does not denote a vocabulary genius. typical words, clever pattern. what really ruins it for me is that, for the sake of his art, he left out an article adjective, ignoring the science of language to prove he knows big words and can count.
This is a guide to calling a parent with bad news. In every teacher's life, they will have to do this at least once, and this is a great way to get an idea of some things to say, without hurting the parent.