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yep. the fastest way to get me to NOT compliment you is to fish for one
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Yes. Fishing for compliments is NOT cute! #ecards
so mean, yet so funny
Hahaha yeah!! Same with fat..don't say you're fat, ill agree with you.
Bahaaa attention seekers
I just need space.
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Yepper...I giggled out loud!
Hilarious, so true astronauts, so true.
Hahaha! Wasting time guys.
omg thats so funny
This guy makes me laugh.
If you are an astronaut…
Watched little mermaid yesterday with my daughter and my thoughts were these exactly lol
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growing up and the Little Mermaid
Yeah, me and my husband realized this recently. I was like Ariel needs a butt whoopin! Use to be my favorite Disney movie growing up! Maybe that's why I was such a rebellious child.
So true. When the little mermaid was released from "the vault" I bought it and watched it with a few friends. None of us had watched it since we were like five and we remembered loving it. Turns out, we realized it has a pretty terrible message and Ariel was kind of an idiot. I guess we were blinded by the allure of mermaids as children lol
The day you start agreeing with parents in kids movies... hahaha I just did this watching The Little Mermaid with my niece!
preach!! Funny thing, this happened last night when I was watching the Little Mermaid! Bahahahahahahahaha :D
I'm literally watching the little mermaid right now and that scene just happened. I actually laughed out loud when she said this
Tumblr Gets Deep (21 Pics)
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25 Hysterically Funny and Sarcastic Pregnancy ECards
You should stop.
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-I have wanted to say this so many times! It is always bad spelling or shitty grammar!
Or use correct grammar!
.im dying right now omg
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....uh ya....i say stuff like this all the time...
Totally have squidward days! Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 94 Pics
That awkward moment when you realize you grew up to be Squidward.
I am the real life squidward
I started out as a Spongebob, but ended up as a Squidward... Things could be worse.
Ok so I didn't grow up to be squidward, but it still made me laugh :)
I’m just as Squidward…
Haha! Tricia Fry
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That moment when you look around and realize your entire life comes from Target....or Hobby Lobby....
Lol so true
Sadly true. ..and hobby lobby
#Target #funny they take all my money!
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Omg so funny !! 50 Shades of onesies: Adult themes grace baby clothes
9 months ago...... my mommy read 50 Shades Of Grey. (What woman doesn't love those books?) <3
I know my next baby shower gift!
50shades of grey
Hah! This will be a true story for me. Sorta. I don't actually think the book affected my sex life lol. But I conceived while reading the trilogy. Fifty shades of grey
Funny baby onesie- Im pretty sure my mom said almost this exact thing. Hers was oh you read 50 shades of grey? so thats why youre pregnant!
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I'd love to see you next time either of us has any money, free time, energy, or interest in leaving our homes. :)
This about sums up my social life.
Me and my best friends on point!
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True story actually laughing so hard
‘I’m sorry’ and ‘my bad’… So true *nod*
"I'm Sorry" and "My Bad" Meaning - WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?
i should have not laughed so hard lol! glad to know other people realize what 'my bad' means
It's funny 'cause it's true.
This shouldnt make me laugh as hard as I did.....
‘I’m sorry’ and ‘my bad’…
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Such a bitch
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My life story. Just so true.
Haha...this one is too funny.
I know, I know...I stood up for myself, I'm such a bitch. -Ecards
Hahahaha love Phoebe
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FRIENDS. <3 joeys face hahahha
"The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink!" -Phoebes
Oh Phoebe! Friends
sounds legit ! & joeys face :D
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~Makes me laugh- -
So true! Hehehe
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Funny Pictures Of The Day – 40 Pics
old age quotes
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Ridiculous. I just died. Sensing the perfect valentines day card
so poetic #skeetskeet
why so funny? & you thought it would be a very deep meaningful quote huh
Pink Clouds background iphone wallpaper board cover
Pink clouds. Cotton candy.
Why is this so funny?? skeet skeet, lol
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Karma's only a bitch if you are. Evil people will always end up getting what they deserve in their lives.
so true - wish bad on people, bad things happen to you - want good for people, good things happen to you. Karma's only a bitch if you are
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Absolutely love this Karma Quote!!
Life is good today. REAL good! ;-)
Now, now, it sucks when you get what you dished out in the first place huh sweetie?
sweetie Just keepin it real. I might not seek vengeance if I someone does me wrong, but u might see me smile if when when they've done come back to bit them in the butt.. it's the law of nature. I don't make the rules, I just enjoy witnessing it.
Seriously thinking I was a horrible person in a past life! #karma #sucks
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Homeowner handyman & handywoman tip: Beware the screwdriver when improving your #RealEstate property! Laugh of the day re-pinned by http://AccessRealEstateSanCarlos.com Real Estate Humor | Google Search
Hahaha "You know how you think when you work somewhere you have made friends for life?"......."maybe you weren't that good of friends after all or your usefulness has come to an end"
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We all know That girl. so true
Bahaha yess too funny ;)
Bahaha! This is so true about several people I know! :-)
Facebook attention whore
We all know That girl lol amen
We all know That girl. Annoyance
I know a few people this applies to.
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Funny Congratulations Ecard: Congratulations on successfully performing a basic task of life which the rest of the world performs daily and without expectation of praise.
Congratulations on successfully performing a basic task of life which the rest of the world performs daily and without expectation of praise. #Quotes
Hahaha want a cookie or what bitch? It's LIFE deal with it ;)
Another pinned said: This is what my wife thinks about me every waking moment of her life. - Made me laugh!!
omg so true! Some people need to hear this!
Cat Burger Ashley Garcia You need this for Oliver!!!!!!
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Cat burger bed... For when I become my crazy cat lady self.
Kitty Burger Bed
Cat Burger. I need one of these for my wiener dogs!! Lol :)