Bless me with patience.Not opportunities to be patient, I've had plenty of those and they don't seem to be working. The actual patience. Some ecards
SOUNDS LIKE BACON FRYING! "Funny Confession Ecard: I love the sound of rain pattering outside my window as I sleep. It sounds like bacon frying.
Flowchart: Should you eat that bacon? "Bacon will turn you into a true warrior.