Brutally murdering Jedi takes a strong body. The calcium and nutrients in milk help build muscle and strengthen bones. That's why even the darkest Sith Lord drinks the recommended dosage of milk everyday. Besides, the dark side has cookies. Got milk?
The Simple Story About How Chewbacca Grew Up [Comic]
"If you give a man a wookiee, he's going to ask for a fast spaceship. When you give him the spaceship, he'll probably ask you for an astromech droid to help with repairs. Once you've reached light speed, he'll ask you for an Alderaan princess.
Bahaha!! Of all the responses to Disney buying LucasFilm, this is the best. I know they own the rights to MarvelStudios and Pixar and haven't messed those up but still. Even if they continue with Lucas' storyline of Han and Leia's kids . . . still. Just . . . just leave it.