Life is not a fairytale. if you lose a shoe at midnight, you`re drunk.

this is soo me. I feel like I should clean the house, so I am going to lay down until the feeling passes.


inspirational quotes ignore the naughty word, instead focus on the idea. I agree. the hardest moments of my life have inspired me to be a better person and

so want to say this most days . I do say this most days

I hate it when you open the fridge & can't find what you were looking happiness & perfect abs.