"Yes, Bank account, I totally meant travel to the back yard.
Tried to watch Faux News again.just to be "informed" about the latest batshit crazies and the latest conspiracy theories. I'm trying to be a more positive person every day. Today, I'm positive everyone is an asshole.
I'm just a girl standing in front of a salad asking it to be 3 tacos, 2 margaritas, and an order of queso.
My fondest childhood memory is not having to spend 40 hours a week with people who make me angry and tired so I can buy paper towels and laundry detergent.
Someone posted a whisper, which reads "When my boyfriend met my mom for the first time he shook her hand and said "Hi, I'm Ryan, big fan of your work.
4 reasons women take so long in the shower: We have lots of body parts to shave Conditioner takes time to soak in Have to let hot water warm up our ice cold souls karaoke
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