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Come To Philly For the Crack T Shirt. Double meaning here. Wordplay for sale. Get your Philly crack right here. I think there's a third way you can look at it too. All those cheesesteak eating football hooligans with their buttcracks peaking out from their jeans.  It's a cornucopia of Philly crack from which to choose from. What bounty. What choice.   #libertybell #Philadelphia

Come To Philly For the Crack T Shirt. Double meaning here. Wordplay for sale. Get your Philly crack right here. I think there's a third way you can look at it too. All those cheesesteak eating football hooligans with their buttcracks peaking out from their jeans. It's a cornucopia of Philly crack from which to choose from. What bounty. What choice. #libertybell #Philadelphia

Valentine's Day: Love Yo'Self T Shirts. Sometimes you can't depend on other people to love you. So, you must love yourself always. This way you are guaranteed to be loved no matter how the winds of relationship and romance blow.  Sometimes part of loving yo'self is buying nice things for yourself, including including flowers, bottles of wine, boxes of chocolate, and expensive vodka.   #love #loveyo'self #treatyo'self #Valentine'sDay

Valentine's Day: Love Yo'Self T Shirts. Sometimes you can't depend on other people to love you. So, you must love yourself always. This way you are guaranteed to be loved no matter how the winds of relationship and romance blow. Sometimes part of loving yo'self is buying nice things for yourself, including including flowers, bottles of wine, boxes of chocolate, and expensive vodka. #love #loveyo'self #treatyo'self #Valentine'sDay

Merica Drinkin' Booze and Refusing to Lose T Shirt. It's true that America was drinking booze in the early days. Not sure you can attribute our winning ways to the drink 100%, but there probably something to having a release valve embedded in the culture.  You can credit the European blood for the taste for alcohol. The consumption per person in the 1770s was higher than it is today.   #Merica #OlympicGames

Merica Drinkin' Booze and Refusing to Lose T Shirt. It's true that America was drinking booze in the early days. Not sure you can attribute our winning ways to the drink 100%, but there probably something to having a release valve embedded in the culture. You can credit the European blood for the taste for alcohol. The consumption per person in the 1770s was higher than it is today. #Merica #OlympicGames

Grumpy Valentine's Day T-Shirts. Hey sometimes you're not in the mood for a day celebrating lovers. Or maybe you would love to be a part of it but you're Single AF. Or maybe the combination of grumpy cat and Valentine messaging is just too funny. Whatever the case, these shirts surely are for you.  Hey, we get it. We've all been in a bad place with relationships.   #grumpycat #soalone #suckers #ugh #Valentine'sDay

Grumpy Valentine's Day T-Shirts. Hey sometimes you're not in the mood for a day celebrating lovers. Or maybe you would love to be a part of it but you're Single AF. Or maybe the combination of grumpy cat and Valentine messaging is just too funny. Whatever the case, these shirts surely are for you. Hey, we get it. We've all been in a bad place with relationships. #grumpycat #soalone #suckers #ugh #Valentine'sDay

Funny Star Wars Valentine T Shirts. Not sure why there are so many of these Valentine's Day Star Wars tees, but if the George Lucas joint warms your heart you'll probably need to improve your special day of love plus 47% by getting one of these fine designs.     I have to admit it's a pretty cute combination, and you get all of your favorite characters.   #BobaFett #Chewbacca #DarthVader #HanSolo #PrincessLeia #StarWars #Valentine'sDay #Yoda

Funny Star Wars Valentine T Shirts. Not sure why there are so many of these Valentine's Day Star Wars tees, but if the George Lucas joint warms your heart you'll probably need to improve your special day of love plus 47% by getting one of these fine designs. I have to admit it's a pretty cute combination, and you get all of your favorite characters. #BobaFett #Chewbacca #DarthVader #HanSolo #PrincessLeia #StarWars #Valentine'sDay #Yoda

Valentine Shirts Featuring Coffee. Because just about everybody loves coffee more than they love romantic relationships. That might be an exaggeration. If it's early in the relationship, it might be a tie with coffee.  I actually don't drink coffee. Tea for me. I wish I could drink coffee. It's such a lovely drug in theory, but it gives me a tightness in my chest. I grind my teeth.   #coffee

Valentine Shirts Featuring Coffee. Because just about everybody loves coffee more than they love romantic relationships. That might be an exaggeration. If it's early in the relationship, it might be a tie with coffee. I actually don't drink coffee. Tea for me. I wish I could drink coffee. It's such a lovely drug in theory, but it gives me a tightness in my chest. I grind my teeth. #coffee

Toss Me Another Beer Brosevelt T Shirt. What do you say about Teddy Roosevelt? Dude's on Mt. Rushmore along with Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln. That's serious company. He was reportedly a badass, so this muscle-bound bro depiction isn't a stretch.   #beer #bro #TeddyRoosevelt #TheodoreRoosevelt

Toss Me Another Beer Brosevelt T Shirt. What do you say about Teddy Roosevelt? Dude's on Mt. Rushmore along with Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln. That's serious company. He was reportedly a badass, so this muscle-bound bro depiction isn't a stretch. #beer #bro #TeddyRoosevelt #TheodoreRoosevelt

Back to Back World War Champs T Shirt. We were the relief pitcher in both of these wars, but still get the save and called the Champs. Thank God. The Germans had the technological chops to threaten us from across the ocean had they not been snuffed in Germany.  Let's just hope we don't have to go for a threepeat.   #USA #WWI #WWII

Back to Back World War Champs T Shirt. We were the relief pitcher in both of these wars, but still get the save and called the Champs. Thank God. The Germans had the technological chops to threaten us from across the ocean had they not been snuffed in Germany. Let's just hope we don't have to go for a threepeat. #USA #WWI #WWII

Valentine Candy Hearts T Shirts. I have a nice mix of sweetheart conversation candy heart tees here. A shirt featuring naughty candy hearts. A shirt with the normal G rated candy hearts but in high resolution, and, of course, the mean candy hearts for the grumps in the audience.  Candy hearts remind me of elementary school, when I got like zero Valentines when the kids were passing them out.   #candyhearts

Valentine Candy Hearts T Shirts. I have a nice mix of sweetheart conversation candy heart tees here. A shirt featuring naughty candy hearts. A shirt with the normal G rated candy hearts but in high resolution, and, of course, the mean candy hearts for the grumps in the audience. Candy hearts remind me of elementary school, when I got like zero Valentines when the kids were passing them out. #candyhearts

Funny Valentine's Day T-Shirts With Cupid. Does the fact that cupid exists in mythology basically mean we can't figure out why the hell we get together in romantic relationships with the people we do. Why we're attracted to these types? So, we blame it on a little dude fluttering around shooting love arrows.   #cupid

Funny Valentine's Day T-Shirts With Cupid. Does the fact that cupid exists in mythology basically mean we can't figure out why the hell we get together in romantic relationships with the people we do. Why we're attracted to these types? So, we blame it on a little dude fluttering around shooting love arrows. #cupid

Sports Apathy T Shirts. It's Super Bowl Sunday, and if you're too cool for sports, then take a look at these shirts that basically say "sports, who gives a hoot." Or if you like sports but think the kneeling during the anthem is ridiculous, skip the game. Destroy the ratings. Make spending millions on Super Bowl advertising campaigns a bad investment.   #baseball #football #hockey #SuperBowlSunday

Sports Apathy T Shirts. It's Super Bowl Sunday, and if you're too cool for sports, then take a look at these shirts that basically say "sports, who gives a hoot." Or if you like sports but think the kneeling during the anthem is ridiculous, skip the game. Destroy the ratings. Make spending millions on Super Bowl advertising campaigns a bad investment. #baseball #football #hockey #SuperBowlSunday

Funny Valentine Shirts. You and I both know you need something to wear on the universally accepted day of celebrating romantic love. Or if you're a grumpy cat there are plenty of hrrrrrrmph Valentine's Day shirts for you to choose from.     It's actually quite interesting to see the mix of funny Valentine shirts that are available out there.   #Valentine'sDay

Funny Valentine Shirts. You and I both know you need something to wear on the universally accepted day of celebrating romantic love. Or if you're a grumpy cat there are plenty of hrrrrrrmph Valentine's Day shirts for you to choose from. It's actually quite interesting to see the mix of funny Valentine shirts that are available out there. #Valentine'sDay

Time to Get Star Spangled Hammered T Shirt. Sometimes you gotta blow off some steam. Drink a few beers. Forget about the problems. Reduce the stress. This is healthy. Plus, spangled is a super cool word.  But, let's not get too sloshy here. We have a lot of work to do. There's a revolution in the works we the people must support.   #beer #releasethememo

Time to Get Star Spangled Hammered T Shirt. Sometimes you gotta blow off some steam. Drink a few beers. Forget about the problems. Reduce the stress. This is healthy. Plus, spangled is a super cool word. But, let's not get too sloshy here. We have a lot of work to do. There's a revolution in the works we the people must support. #beer #releasethememo

George Washington Call The Queen I Don't Give a Fuck T Shirt. George is partying and doesn't care who knows it. He's got it going on and is not worried about the consequences. He's living in the moment.  Well, actually ... George was a very conscientious guy. And had huge steel balls. I mean what those Founding Fathers did was close to miraculous.   #GeorgeWashington #releasethememo

George Washington Call The Queen I Don't Give a Fuck T Shirt. George is partying and doesn't care who knows it. He's got it going on and is not worried about the consequences. He's living in the moment. Well, actually ... George was a very conscientious guy. And had huge steel balls. I mean what those Founding Fathers did was close to miraculous. #GeorgeWashington #releasethememo

Funny Groundhog Day T Shirts. Isn't it amazing how a traditional going back to 1887 has been commandeered by a quirky little rom-com movie. That's the power of Bill Murray/Harold Ramis joint venture.  Everybody loves that movie. And now Groundhog Day is a thing. I mean, I remember it being mentioned when I was younger.   #BillMurray #GroundhogDay #PunxsutawneyPhil

Funny Groundhog Day T Shirts. Isn't it amazing how a traditional going back to 1887 has been commandeered by a quirky little rom-com movie. That's the power of Bill Murray/Harold Ramis joint venture. Everybody loves that movie. And now Groundhog Day is a thing. I mean, I remember it being mentioned when I was younger. #BillMurray #GroundhogDay #PunxsutawneyPhil

Abe Lincoln 3D Glasses T Shirt. President Lincoln was a serious and tough dude, but he also knew how to have a good time. So, that's why you wear this shirt. To remind people that you can work hard, be one of the greatest presidents, and check out the latest Coen brothers film.   #3Dglasses #AbeLincoln #JohnWilkesBooth #releasethememo

Abe Lincoln 3D Glasses T Shirt. President Lincoln was a serious and tough dude, but he also knew how to have a good time. So, that's why you wear this shirt. To remind people that you can work hard, be one of the greatest presidents, and check out the latest Coen brothers film. #3Dglasses #AbeLincoln #JohnWilkesBooth #releasethememo