I would be lost.

If this is really a Dane Cook joke, it is perhaps the only one I have ever laughed at. Spot on, Dane.

Oh yeah

Isn't that the truth. I know what women want.they want you to drag them to the bedroom, throw them on the bed and do dirty.dishes while they take a nap.

If ugliness were measured in bricks, you would be the Great Wall of China.

Sure, I'm not going to deny that I like Tarder Sauce, the Grumpy Cat. Or, I should say that I appreciate the memes that sprang up around this cat's. I think I like these meme.

Lmao SERIOUSLY... It's like each time it's worse than before... Starting to make me believe that a day of contractions would be a fair trade for 9 months of not dealing lol... With my luck I would have the most uncomfortable pregnancy ever though...

It's like each time is worse than before. Starting to make me believe that a day of contractions would be a fair trade for 9 months of not dealing lol. With my luck I would have the most uncomfortable pregnancy ever though.

Sad but true

Motherhood: When changing from plaid flannel pj pants into black yoga pants qualifies as 'getting dressed'. And Bekah you can so rock those yoga pants!

I'd Run out of unlimited text messages if I were to text my dad each time he swore  @Citlalhy Valerio Valerio Valerio

Id Run out of unlimited text messages if I were to text my dad each time he swore Valerio Valerio Check out the website for

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As a 911 dispatcher myself we DON'T put people on hold! lol unless it isnt a super emergency and they somehow were connected with us and they are in a different jurisdiction

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