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Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

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That awkward moment when you don't remember someone who recognizes you.

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say, I know it's hard. You're going to be okay. Here's a coffee. And 5 million dollars.

I sprayed a spider with axe body spray to kill it but now it's name is chad and he's fucking all the girl spiders in my house.

I'm spring cleaning my head..This could take a while.

I'm totally going to use these in my every day life! Bye Bye Butterfly!

That awkward moment when you know you are forgetting something, but what?

When my bra matches my underwear I really feel like I have my life together.

  • Lindsay Raya
    Lindsay Raya

    Mary Molly

When I said "I'd hit that" I actually meant with my car.

You were born because your parents had sex.

Hey you, you're pretty fucking awesome..

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  • Miranda Gilliam
    Miranda Gilliam

    Yes! Yes, we are!!!

  • Nick


My road to success always seems like it's under construction.

Blocking out

Might wake up early and go for a run. Might also win the lottery, the odds are about the same.

May your day be more beuatiful than a unicorn farting rainbows.

This is how my week goes.

  • Chanel Brewer
    Chanel Brewer

    This is so true

When you speak , my brain gets angry.

Mindy Kaling is my spirit animal…

My stages of getting ready for work.

  • Joann Brooks
    Joann Brooks

    I must agree In

Super cali fragilistic expialidocious!!!!

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