1990

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Story of my life!!

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Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I'm talking on it.

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Late repliers are the worst..

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Being happy is easy!

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Ben & Jerry

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Does anyone else do this?

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Shout out to all the plants growing through concrete.

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I feel like a potato with mascara on.

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I'm sorry for the things I said when Mercury was in Retrograde.

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I can't feel my face..it's a stroke. Lol!

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I don't care what you think about me. Bruno Mars thinks I'm amazing. Just the way I am.

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My 4 Moods

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coconut oil

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Work Work Work

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Now you understand why Peter Pan didn't want to grow up.

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I am a nonprofit unicorn

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Relax. Nothing is under control.

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Coconut oil

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Brain: Go fuck yourself!

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I'm going to hell in every religion.

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I officially resign from adulthood.

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I need a seriously good fucking from something other than life.

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I love sweater season

ioanna on Instagram: “#Repost @sarcasm_only ⠀”

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Never in the history of calming down has anyone ever calmed down by being told to calm down.

Ethan Nichtern on Instagram: “This is also true of those moments you tell yourself to calm down.”

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