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Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

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Blocking out

Might wake up early and go for a run. Might also win the lottery, the odds are about the same.

May your day be more beuatiful than a unicorn farting rainbows.

This is how my week goes.

  • Chanel Brewer
    Chanel Brewer

    This is so true

When you speak , my brain gets angry.

Mindy Kaling is my spirit animal…

My stages of getting ready for work.

  • Joann Brooks
    Joann Brooks

    I must agree In

Super cali fragilistic expialidocious!!!!

kate spade new york


You Need A Vacation

I'm tired of getting fucked in ways that don't end in an orgasm.

Loyalty & Orgasms that's all she wants. And food..don't forget the food.

Baby, if I don't feel it I ain't faking no,no

A glass of champagne

today’s word | fresh hues | color + inspiration

When shit happens turn it into fertilizer.

I know I'm a little bit crazy, and that's all part of my charm. If you don't like it, then get off my unicorn.


  • Vikki Masterson
    Vikki Masterson

    You got that right!