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    You're still a rockstar I whisper to myself as I take my multivitamin & climb in bed at 9.45.

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    The only resolution I haven't broken is the one about not working too hard.

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    First of all...

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    I can get ready in five minutes - I just need an hour to do that.

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    Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah.

    Huge list of funny birthday messages and wishes

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    Have the day you deserve.

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    G.I. Joe's the man!

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    The early bird may get the worm, but the night owl gets the tequila!

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    Adele got me missing a man I don't even have.

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