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Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.

GO SELL CRAZY SOMEWHERE ELSE WE'RE ALL STOCKED UP HERE

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I thought 2015 was going to be my year but clearly that ship has sailed.

Sometimes all you need is someone to hold you and say "It's going to be okay. You're beautiful. Here, have $10 million."

We will probably never understand black holes. Or why women fall madly in love with douchbags.

I'm gonna go fuck shit up...You comin???

It's been one of those days for like 3 years now.

I do not burn bridges. I just loosen the bolts a little bit each day.

It's all mind over matter. If I don't mind, it doesn't matter.

I don't like morning people, or mornings..or people.

Holding grudges

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Barely holding it together..

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Oh hello again 4am, you whore.

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Forever 39 store.

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    Selene Jordan-Navarro

    lol :D

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

If it's dirty, kinky, naughty, messy or just plain wrong I want it.

That awkward moment when you don't remember someone who recognizes you.

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say, I know it's hard. You're going to be okay. Here's a coffee. And 5 million dollars.

I sprayed a spider with axe body spray to kill it but now it's name is chad and he's fucking all the girl spiders in my house.