"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." — Billy Crystal
People like you need to fuck people like me.
I don't want sex. I want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing, then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my. Then sex.
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