When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.
You love Harry Potter! - Funny quotes from Parks and Recreation with Ann Perkins talking to Leslie Knope: "You made me watch all 8 Harry Potter movies. I don't even like Harry Potter! - That's insane! You love Harry Potter! You've seen all 8 movies!