true story.

It's called being "Hangry". Hunger leads to Anger which leads to Hangry.

Funny Friendship Ecard: You're my favorite bitch to bitch about bitches with. McBride This is so perfect for us!


Funny Confession Ecard: When a woman says 'do whatever you want' do NOT do whatever you want.


I may not be the girl that everyone wants, but at least i'm not the girl that everyone's had - It's been my motto for years :)

No seriously, though...I do.

I don't have a Honey-Do list. I have an I'll-Do-It-My- Fucking-Self list! And surprise! bahahaha so true


It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. There is clearly room for more wine.


well my brother taught me how to kick a soccer ball, my boss taught me how to check my oil, I know how to shoot a gun, and yes, I have enough drive to kick your ass if you piss me off


True - unless those particular crazies can swim! LOL / Positive Thoughts, Positive Life: Quotes To Live By


If I had a dollar for every time I felt more emotion for a fictional character than people in my real life, I could pay for the psychiatric help I so obviously need.

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