Obviously a boy because it thinks it has all the right answers ;)

is google a boy or a girl?

Girl are you stuffed crust pizza because you're all I think about.

...Because the world will never make sense.

Hair colors explained

actually i think that the term "ginger" might have come from Gilligan's island. One of the characters was named Ginger and she has very red hair. and strawberry blond probably came from the pinkish tint.


The good side in a bad situation…

I like to see the good side in a bad situation. Whenever I run into a spiderweb, I just pretend I crossed the finish line for a race I didn't know I entered. Hard to throw up from fear when you're too busy being a fucking champion.

I just laughed SO HARD!!!

Funny April Fool's Day Ecard: Well, SOMEBODY put their maxi pad on tape side up today!

Honest Alcohol Labels

Honest Alcohol Labels

Men. | 10 Funniest Disney Memes

"Says you are the love of his life - forgets what you look like and has to put a shoe on every girl in the kingdom" Prince Charming HA! SO much for Prince Charming!

I can never unsee it.

Doing Cat’s Cradle

Whenever I see someone flashing gang signs I immediately picture them doing cats cradle.

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Little old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs aren't fooling me.

Timed Cat Feeder - This cat is waiting for the timer to hit so it can be fed in this funny cat picture.