Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I dont know if you know this, but your boobs go inside your shirt.

I haven't done this, but my mom has! cg

You’re not truly a parent till you’ve swatted blindly into the back seat of the car, hoping to connect with a kid.haha I've actually done this before, yet I'm not a parent.

I'm lookin at you.

Your pity party on FB should have been created under events so we could have chosen to attend or not.

That's about right.

I LOVE it. Maybe she is Forever 18 in her heart. I hope I am lucky enough that my lower back tattoo looks this old one day. She lived HER way and the hell with the haters and those that laugh at her!


Funny Nurses Week Ecard: Just a moment, Ma'am. I need to put my Nurse Face on before I deal with this clusterfuck.

They just make me look bad.

Funny pictures about People at the gym. Oh, and cool pics about People at the gym. Also, People at the gym.


Just because you say you are a christian doesn't mean you are a good person! Actions speak louder than words.

HaHaHaHa!!!    i need these!

You suck at parking. I need some of these cards. veganbonnie You suck at parking. I need some of these cards. You suck at parking. I need some of these cards.


You can't blame anyone but yourself. Funny how you tell on yourself for the wrong things you do and then turn around and say you don't know how we know stuff.

I have to do this almost on a daily basis.

Sometimes the bigger person should get a pass and actually punch the person in the throat.


im not a dog. im not a dog. im not a dog. I was told to never reward my kids with food for this very reason!