So true

This is so true :) love my hubby!

this is so me and its not even funny. well not all of it. only the sing to you, weird around you, scream at you, take your food, and be mean to you. i dont dance.

People love you and some people hate you. But that isn't something important in your life. The people we love and love us back are a wonderful gift in life. But the people who hate you aren't and that's okay, because you don't need them to love you.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you'll ever meet.

Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming at a restaurant. ~Love Quote I am going to marry my baby chris

Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting - definitely something I need to work on

At night, I can't sleep. In the morning, I can't wake up. My Life story!

Funny pictures about True friends don't judge each other. Oh, and cool pics about True friends don't judge each other. Also, True friends don't judge each other.

Funny Confession Ecard: men think it's a woman's dream to find the perfect man. every woman's dream is to eat anything without getting fat.

my fear is that pms doesn’t exist and this is my real personality

It's called being "Hangry". Hunger leads to Anger which leads to Hangry.

If I woke up in the morning and nothing hurt, I would think I was dead. This made me laugh, but is so true.

So true.) seem to think, the working mom does not become less of a mom while at work.

I need a stack of these. Lol "Fuck it cards"

a gaining weight - Dump A Day

The first row and the last row are true. I suppose the last column (Ultra safe) would be too if I drank wine. Let's just change that whole column to "chocolate" instead of wine.