Pretty much

this is so me and its not even funny. well not all of it. only the sing to you, weird around you, scream at you, take your food, and be mean to you. i dont dance.


People love you and some people hate you. But that isn't something important in your life. The people we love and love us back are a wonderful gift in life. But the people who hate you aren't and that's okay, because you don't need them to love you.


Funny Confession Ecard: I'm simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you'll ever meet.

I wish

Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming at a restaurant. ~Love Quote I am going to marry my baby chris

Definitely something I need to keep in mind at this time and all times.

Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting - definitely something I need to work on

my life

At night, I can't sleep. In the morning, I can't wake up. My Life story!

True friends judge others... Together  ;-)

True friends

Funny pictures about True friends don't judge each other. Oh, and cool pics about True friends don't judge each other. Also, True friends don't judge each other.

Funny Confession Ecard: men think it's a woman's dream to find the perfect man. every woman's dream is to eat anything without getting fat.

I picture my boyfriend saying this :P

It's called being "Hangry". Hunger leads to Anger which leads to Hangry.

The life of a chronic back pain sufferer.

how it feels… chiari malformation.

If I woke up in the morning and nothing hurt, I would think I was dead. This made me laugh, but is so true.

working mom!!!

So true.) seem to think, the working mom does not become less of a mom while at work.

The Hormone Guide (funny chart)

The Hormone Guide (funny chart)

The first row and the last row are true. I suppose the last column (Ultra safe) would be too if I drank wine. Let's just change that whole column to "chocolate" instead of wine.