Um, did who ever create this card meet my husband. Why is it that he never remembers anything I say, but gets upset when he finds out I did what I told him him I was going to do? Bitch I told you
True friends to my Best Friend Suzanna. we've been friends since we were 5 years old. This quote reminded me of you.
I wish there was a rollover plan for childhood naps I refused. This is funny but doesn't apply to me, I've never refused a nap, ask my mom!
Here's to every mother who has ever eaten a candy bar in a closet, because frankly, you just didn't want to share. Or a peanut buster parfait after they went to bed.
so true! don't you dare stick a toe out of bed when the cat has crazy eyes!
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just not fair. i want to renew my vows just so i can have another wedding, lol.
Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. this is the conspiracy theory of my children.and it works every time.
Omg I thought I was the only one You're not a real parent until you've flipped your child off behind his back funny ecard offensive inappropriate
funny laundry tag "Or give it to your mother. She knows how to do it.