Hilarious

Touché ma’am…

Well played lady, well played if i ever get pulled over, i gotta remember to do this.

Everyday

Free, Confession Ecard: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering "I love you" repeatedly while they struggle to break free.

Best ugly sweater ever.

Best ugly sweater ever…

Tacky Christmas sweater party idea: Use a hula hoop in the bottom, sparkly garland and ornaments from the dollar store. - I might just be using this for an ugly sweater Christmas party :)

Clothing/Baseball T-shirt: Since God Created Man & Man Created Disney. Disney is Like a Gift from God Baseball T-shirt

you know that's a real friendship

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

It really gets the point across

Then I heard someone use the term, "metric fuck-ton", and "shit ton" instantly dropped to

Funny pictures about If I didn't drink. Oh, and cool pics about If I didn't drink. Also, If I didn't drink.

brilliant

I 'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.

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Ohhh yes, I love ecards. If you're offended by my ecards pins and likes. you my friend are taking life, and yourself, WAY too serious.

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