Quotes, Sayings, Verses, & E-cards
Quotes, Sayings, Verses, & E-cards
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Remember This, Speaking Whining, My Sons, My Life, My Children, Ecards, Kids Whining, So Funny, Momma Boys Quotes
I used to tell my son this
This is my life with my children. All day. Every day.
Must remember this one!
I tell my children I don't speak whine unless it comes in a glass!
Love that I never let my kids whine. And the still don't.
Couldn't have said it better myself!
Childish People, Amenities, Abilities, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaamen, Some People, Being Lied To, Ecards, Zodiac Taurus, Lie To Me
Never underestimate my ability to find things out...yep sure happened yesterday! Some people are so fake!
Taurean perceptiveness #zodiac #taurus
Never underestimate my ability to know a lie when I hear it... just because I don't call you on it, doesn't mean I am fooled. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Exactly. It get's a little old calling people on their bullshit. I know a lie when I hear one..I'm just gonna sit back && smile inside. They aren't worth arguing with..I get sick of dealing with Childish people.
Amen!!! Never underestimate my ability to know a lie when I hear it.
Never underestimate my ability to know when your lying to me.
Grateful for the ability to know when I'm being lied to.
Finally, I place for husbands who don't have a clue.
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true story. my wife is so patient
Lets test this pick up line @Fancy Hollar
Flight Risks, Real People, Funny Inspiration, Quote, Random Humor, Dallas Cowboys, So True, Ecards, True Stories
funny quote kind of day at work when i am a flight risk
Free, Workplace Ecard: I'm having the kind of day at work where I fear that I am a flight risk.
#Dallas #Cowboys- OUCH!! But oh so true!!!!
Ecard, funny pics, quotes
This is so true, I love sleep too much
My life would be so much easier if I were a morning person
True story of my life ask Glenda Morrison
My life in an ecard @H A L E Y | V A N | L I E W Glaab @cody borgman Green
Life, Mornings Personalized, Quotes, So True, Funny Stuff, Humor, Ecards, Sleep, True Stories
Are we toasting with prune juice?
Sisters Funny Ecards, Husband Humor, Poop Humor, Funny Stuff, Funny Drinks Ecards, So Funny, Rn Humor, True Stories, Humor Poop
Dear God I don't know why this is so funny but it is
To pooping! HUSBAND humor.
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250 Funniest Nursing Quotes and eCards
Accurate, My Life, Bahaha, Class, Children, So True, Daughters, Totally Me, True Stories
This is an accurate description of my life.
So true! The story of my life lately!
Hahaha! Totally me!
my life true story! hahaha
Everyday in class! Why must my life revolve around food?!?
This is my daughter lol...
I literally laughed out loud!!!
Laughing So Hard, Awesome, My Husband, Fart Humor, Language, Ecards, Assholes Talk, So Funny, Can'T Stop Laughing
hahaha, excuse the language but this is hilarious
Next time you fart, turn to the nearest person and say ..."did you hear that asshole talk shit behind my back" #ecards
This is my husband
heheheh fart humor
Bahaha - oh my gosh this is awesome!
OMG!!! I can't stop laughing!!!!
So bad but made me laugh so hard!!
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This would be a fun quote to cross-stitch.
My sister would say this. (And... I'd laugh, of course)
Basically sums up my life...
Curly Hair Problems, Natural Curly Hair, Lion Kings, My Life, Lion Mane, So True, Naturally Curly Hair, Life Tots, True Stories
19 problems only people with naturally curly hair will understand. This is my life.
Naturally curly hair + humidity = lion king, for days.
19 problems only people with naturally curly hair will understand.... SO true!!
I always say that I feel like my hair is a lion's mane!
My life. Curly hair problems
Sometimes Someday, Some People, My Life, Blurting, So True, Bitch, Baby, Bahahaha, So Funny
Bad word but oh so funny.
How I feel when someone tells me to stop worrying about not having a baby
dont mean to be rude.... so true sometimes
Yes, I mean to be rude bitch!
dear some people
Would love to blurt this out at work lol!!
Stupid Arm, Falling Asleep, They R, My Life, Someecards, Bahaha, So True, Be Better, True Stories
You would think that after this many years of sleeping I would know of a comfortable place to put my stupid arms. TRUE STORY
I should be better @ sleeping!!
Funny Confession Ecard: You would think that after this many years of sleeping I would know of a comfortable place to put my stupid arms. so true!
#someecards so true!!
So true! Bahaha
Lol! Stupid arms falling asleep...
My life every night!!!! HAHA
Hahahahaha! I'm such a fatty.
Basic, Mac N Cheese, My Life, Hahaha Sad, Accur, Bwhahahaa, Families Of Four, Bahahaha, Totally Me
truth, kraft mac n cheese.
Hahaha sad but true
Ecard I'm a family of four
It's gross how accurate this is in my life.
Yup. Totally me.
Serving Size... - Bits and Pieces
this is like every time i argue
soo annoying! haha
LMAO!! SO ME!!! i still think about shit that i said stupid in high school!!
HAHAHAHA SOOO TRUE!
alllll the time
Story of my life! lol
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DEFINITELY on May 31, 2014!
so damn true
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Bad Things, Good People, Breakfast, Sad Stories, My Life, Bad Day, Ecards, So Sad, Bowls
A big bowl of disappointment for breakfast.
That moment when you pour a bowl of cereal and realize there's no milk so you sit there, wondering why bad things happen to good people. | Friendship Ecard
Haha sad story
my life in an ecard!
Always makes for a bad day....
So sad :(
Aboutm, The Weekend, My Life, House Cleaning Humor, Hate Clean, I Can Relate, Dirty Houses, My Feelings, Cleaning Ugh
So which do you hate more: cleaning or having a dirty house? #cleaning #humor
Pinterest, it hurts my feelings when you pick things like this for me.
I can relate
This is the story of my life!!!!
Quotes, Bahaha, Bwahahaha, Humor, Funnies, Purses Seats, Bruh, Serious, Kid
Bwahahaha, seriously though
Bahaha! Too funny.
Nick is always taking my purses seat. Hahaha!
Especially now that the kids are getting tall enough/heavy enough to sit in the front seat. Ugh. Where does my purse go? Really!
Omg i laughed so hard!
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 93 Pics
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Funny Pictures Of The Day - 93 Pics
My dad still has a flip phone he texts like that on. I have no idea how he does it...
Hahaha. So, so true. First world probs of the early 2000s and texting.
Texting wasn't always easy. In my day, you had to work for it. You had to want it. You need an S? You better click that 7 button FOUR times. -- humor. ecards. the struggle is real. 3rd world problems. old school.
I laughed more than I probably should have, but it's so true!