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Emergency Nurse humor - this is so true!!!
Omg my life!
A real life struggle.
Silence is the best response to crazy people.
Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut. It's hard, trust me!
Funny but true
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Spiders are assholes... When you crawl on my ceiling, upside down, above my head, you are an asshole. | eCards
FOR HAILEY who absolutely HATES those asshole spiders!
total assholes spiders they are lol! @tracynoel @Melissiasleeman
i absolutely hate spiders.
LOL! Don't keep asking me if I'm mad until I get mad and then say "See, you're mad!" Because I will stab you.. Funny E-Cards - Clicky Pix
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My husband did this to me until I was so mad I went into labor with my third child. True story.
Pet peeve #8
There has never been a truer eCard. I think I do think to my husband at least once per week!
SO true story!
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Lol. It takes a lot to get grossed out when you work in the medical field.
Nurse Life E-cards
if being in my pajamas by 7pm is wrong, then i don't want to be right
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Yup. True story! Sometimes, it's the first thing I do when I get home from work!
it's more like by 5 min after I walk in the door, usually around 5:30
My life right now! Home from work? Straight into my PJs!
Id prefer 2pm
#parenting #humor #mommylife
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An orgasm a day keeps the anger away.
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An orgasm a day keeps the anger away. <------ ha ha ha!! So true!
An orgasm a day keeps the anger away. It' pretty simple, you know.
My thoughts exactly!
Ecolda: When a man has a cold but acts like he has Ebola.
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Free, Sympathy Ecard: Ecolda: When a man has a cold but acts like he has Ebola.
This is so my husband!! Ecolda: When a man has a cold but acts like he has Ebola.
Ecolda: AKA the man cold
True story. Ecolda: When a man has a cold but acts like he has Ebola.
Ecolda: When a man has a cold but acts like he has Ebola. Haha so true, men become such babies when they're sick!
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I thought you were a good guy...
Story of my life now since who my narc is has really come to light and all of his narcissism is showing and the truth is out. It is what I am struggling to overcome.....that it was all a lie. Douchebag!!!
hahahah dying! @Sam Taylor Ferguson
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Men of the world: Put the video games down. Man up, suit-up, and wine and dine the fuck out of a beautiful girl. | Encouragement Ecard
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The problem with the world is, intelligent people are full of doubts, while stupid people are full of confidence. | Encouragement Ecard
Humor ecards :D
I see you've scratched your pinky toe....It's a good thing you've come to the ER for that. If you could just push that stroke victim out of your way we will operate ASAP | Encouragement Ecard
Fuck funny - made me laugh - so me.
Just some funny stuff that makes me laugh!
this is the most accurate thing ever
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Hahahaha!!! This is so funny.
haha so true. Story of my life.
this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends. -__-
I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com
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"You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?" GOD I WOULD LOVE TO SAY THIS TO SOME PEOPLE!!
Art HA!!! knee-slappers
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I can't stop laughing. This will play over and over in my head for eternity.
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I tried to say it out loud & it was just giggles
This is some funny shit!
Ecard of the Day | From imgfave | #funny #ecards
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this "awesome" stuff always makes me smile!
Its such hard work! :-P
Being awesome is exhausting. True story!!! :)
Being awesome is exhausting. Story of my life! ;)
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My life summed up in 7 words.
Story of my life
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Story of my life oh so true!!
jajajajja... True story!!!
More procrastination humor ;)
I'm a multitasking procrastinator... I can put off all kinds of things at once.
multi tasking procrastinator
Totally adding this to my resume.
This is soooo my husband!!
The message I posted was from a long time ago.. I did it to be a bitch; and I need to learn not to do that. I'm sorry. I just feel like you're fine when I'm sitting at home skipping every other song because one just makes me Think of you.. It's hard having my parents watch like hawks if we have contact.. But trust me this is not where it ends; ill carry you with me.. And I will see you again.
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Life motto: keep calm and be a bitch.
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My grammar police skills are working overtime.
For the love of God use spell check!
Haha. Some people
Maybe I like misspelling things. Hahahah or maybe I like annoying people like you!
Ugh Travis says this all the time ugh!!! Makes me so mad!
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Drop dead gorgeous ;)
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Yup. This one works out for my husband. DAILY!!!!
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Funny, but oh so true!
Some e card
My Mama told me if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.... Ha! Just kidding, go fuck yourself. | Breakup Ecard
So true :) think I'll show my children this one
Fo sho. I should print this out on business cards for my kids to carry around with them.
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This is totally me!
Stay clumsy ecard
I absolutely love when people fall!!!!
Oh wait I'm the clumsy friend
Story of my life @Robyn Zeller, I love when people fall!
Stay clumsy...! Awesome... my most favorite!
I feel terrible every time I do, but it's just so funny when people fall!
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A good way to get some nap time:) #naps #SelfControl
This is so true and I shouldn't be posting this in "funny stuff."
#sotrue #funny #ecards
Self control! So true!!! Hahaha
#quotes so true it's scary.
So True. Story of my life <3
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The decade of my childhood was awsome..
For real. Let me start over in kindergarten
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