Here we have a sturdy bottle opener made from solid hard wood. It attaches directly to the wall for convenient bottle opening, and doubles as a lovely piece of handcrafted decor. Change to eat local with no bottle opener.
Heard you've been naughty so here's the scoop - all you get for Christmas is Snowman Poop! You can also fill it with green tic tacs and make Grinch Pills! Also, you could just put the labels straight on the tic tac box to save some steps