Things that Amuse me
Things that Amuse me
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This NSFW Guided Meditation Will Actually Help You Hate The World Less
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lol #Pinterest #pin #humor #quotes #lol
Bahaha, I admit to feeling this way sometimes. Okay maybe all the time.. SO MANY PINS.
*curtsies*. It makes me feel So accomplished!
Pinterest humor!!! ;)
This is so funny!! and TRUE!! The feeling of accomplishment you get when you are notified of all the repins on Pinterest. You are all welcome for my amazing finds. You. Are. Welcome.
Pinterest Addict :-)
Oh yes. You know i'm awesome!
The feeling of accomplishment you get when you are notified of all the repins on Pinterest. You are all welcome for my amazing finds. You. Are. Welcome. | Confession Ecard
You can only be nice to people for so long. I'm still nice, but you can't allow people to come at you crazy all of the time lol
Kiss, Laughing, Yep, Quotes, Older, Funny Stuff, So True, Truths, Things
You gotta laugh! Cause it is surely the truth!
The older I get, the more everyone can kiss my ass. ... Yep!!
Best thing about getting older! haha
Nailed it. This is ever so true about me. I can't explain it. It just happens when you get older.
The older I get quote on imgfave
The Older I Get Happy Birthday Card | Cardstore
so true about the crazy ex.
Amenities, Crazy Ex Wife, My Life, Bye Felicia, So True, Ass, Bitch, Case, Blame
Revenge can be sweet but one day you will get yours Bitch and I will be sitting back enjoying my life while yours goes to shit
Typical crazy ex wife accusation...... He's always @ the bar getting drunk w/ his girlfriend! Judges hear it everyday..... Get some new material.
so true people already know that she started all this talking shit about my hubby and now is crying because I'm speaking up I'm sorry but I ain't letting this nobody talk shit about him or me while her only accomplishment was laying down and having a kid with her bipolar ass who feels like she's in entitled to something, just because you are a babymomma doesn't make you a somebody✌🏼️
so true about the crazy ex. I've wanted you out of my life for 3 months, I literally don't care about your new gf because she gets to deal with your psycho now, but you keep hanging on bc you're mentally deranged and controlling. Go awayyyy
SO VERY VERY TRUE!!! You can't tell lies and expect them never to catch up to you!!! Then you pissed and try to blame others. Lol
Amen all the lies you are telling my girls about me will catch up with you All I have to do is sit back and wait to see my girls again and there is nothing you can do to stop it
Schfifty Five - YouTube
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DIED LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!!! Schfifty Five
shfifty-five. funniest video ever.
Schfifty Five. Oh this band, good stuff!
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This is why you don't buy matching outfits for family members. Lol
Maybe I wouldn't find it so funny if it had not happened to my dad, my grandmother and myself Oh yes all 3 of us on one day.
This is fabulous. #funny #humor #smile #laugh #alwaysmakemesmile #fun #justforfun #funonly #smileonly #makemyday
father and son coincidence
Such A Coincidence
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#coffee - the importance of being properly caffeinated quotes
Morning coffee (40 photos)
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Alice in Wonderland Mad Hatter Quote
Read the Bloody Book : Photo
Disney Inspired Art : Photo
Morning coffee (40 photos)
Head Scarfs, Favorite Things, Cute Cats, Grandma Cats, In Soviet Russia, Russian Jokes, Baby Kitty, Babushkat, Russian Cat
Ignore the dumb words and look at the cute cats!
Oh Grandma cats!
Ah Hahahaha Russian jokes are the best
My baby kitties someday.
I will pay someone to make Twilla a head scarf so we can call her Babushkat
In Soviet Russia, mice chase you.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
Sassy Snape. the best thing I've seen all day
Invisible Cloaks, Harry Potter Jokes, Severus Snape, Harry Potter Memes, Harry Potter Insults, Harry Potter Humor, Sassy Snape, Fandom, Funny Harry Potter
Funny Harry Potter Snape Meme
Sassy Snape, and I'm not even in the HP fandom lol
Haha. Another Harry Potter joke
Sassy Snape | Harry Potter Meme |
Sassy Snape. The best thing I've seen all day. -- Harry Potter humor
Honey the only thing that could save that outfit is an invisibility cloak, Sassy Snape. Alan Rickman is Severus Snape Harry Potter Movie The Hunt Begins, best thing I've seen all day, actor is February 2015
HAHAHAHA! I think an Invisibility Cloak is the only cure for ugly fashion, like bell bottoms. Gotta love Harry Potter insults!
Funny Quotes Now
Laughing, Quotes, Funny, Soul, Truths, So True, Hungry, Feelings, True Stories
True story. Don't try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul. #running #motivation #fitness #slowgonotnogo
Sorry for the language, but I literally laughed out loud. So true. I get mean and grumpy when I'm hungry!
Don't try to tell me that #hungry is not an #emotion because I #feel that #shit in my #soul. #Pinterest #Thought #Funny #Humour
Don't try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul. Truth.
This made me laugh this morning. I eat all day. Seriously every few hours. No one ever got fat from eating whole, nutritious, clean superfoods! Starvation is NOT an option for me. My goal is to gain lean muscle, not breakdown every ounce of muscle in my body and dehydrate myself by not eating. I hate being hungry. I do feel that shit in my soul! Starvation zaps your energy, ruins your metabolism, and is completely unsustainable both mentally and biologically. Hangry is a real emotion! And it is
#funny #food #hungry #quote #bitch
No One Care, Yeah Steve, Laughing So Hard, Poor Steve, Giggles, Funny Stuff, Shut Up, So Funny, Fandom
Yeah Steve! I don't know why this is so funny to me haha :D
poor Steve .
Shut up Steve, no one cares what you think!
Omg I really giggled at this!
Bookoisseur - tastefullyoffensive: [twisteddoodles]
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I laughed at this for 10 minutes :)
not very peanuts like but it made me giggle
How to be a good parent… XD
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made me laugh b/c it's so true!! I do this to my kids b/c it's a lot easier and works a lot better :)
Just speak very low and quietly through gritted teeth while seeming to smile and explain EXACTLY what consequences the child will be facing when you arrive home if they do not stop the offending behavior this instant. My kid's call it the "scary mom voice" and it works.
Quote "Don't yell at your kids..."
true story.. kids at my daycare know its serious when Im not yelling anymore and my voice is real low in their face..
Ohhhh Yeah.... Gotta remember this one! So true lol
Parenting tips need to remember this one for way in the future!
Funny stuff and so true!
How to be a good parent…
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 86 Pics
Laughing, Julia Child, Quotes, Juliachild Frenchcook, Funny Pictures, Bon Appetit, Funny Stuff, Children, French Cooking
Julia Child Quotes | Julia Child Sayings | Julia Child Picture Quotes
This makes me laugh!
The best way to execute French cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken. Picture Quotes.
Words to live by #juliachild #frenchcooking
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 86 Pics
House Bloggess: You're soaking in it.
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The Bloggess GoT House poster
I don't watch House of Thrones much, but I do love @thebloggess and am proud to be in her house. With beyonce the metal chicken. #TheBloggess
small house bloggess
from The Bloggess website smallhousebloggess
Love me some Beyonce Chicken.
I love this
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I love this post - useless husbands LOL
Oh my God I'm giggling my ass off. Useless husbands!
#useless #husbands #tumblr #lol #humor
I love this - FunSubstance.com
Laughing too hard rn
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HAHAHAHA why is this so funny | The 30 Funniest Conversations Youll See OnTumblr
Lol tumblr funny
People with a lot of nickels: | The 30 Funniest Conversations You'll See On Tumblr I dont know why Im laughing so hard omggg
The 30 Funniest Conversations You'll See On Tumblr
Not one shit.
Sarcasm in a woman
wayne's world XD
Film, Funny Things, Quotes, Parties, Giggles, Funny Stuff, Wayne World, Smart Movie, Movie Line
Best Movie Lines
Wayne's World was such a smart movie
This line had me giggling so much at the memory...
Wayne's world! Party time! Excellent!
I'm low on gas and you need a jacket- fucking brilliant quote
Wayne’s World was such a smart movie…
a fundamental misunderstanding
Sweaters, Fundamentals Misunderstanding, Animal Rights, Some People, Funny, Pygmy Goats, Cute Goats, Slaughter Brethren, Baby Goats
cute goats and a funny comment
in other news . . . PYGMY GOATS IN SWEATERS! EEEEE!
BABY GOATS IN SWEATERS! The caption is funny too.
Cloaked in the fur of their slaughtered brethren. U have a fundamental misunderstanding of how yarn is made. Baby goats.
I don’t think you understand how it’s made…
I just love this. Another great find by The Bloggess
Narwhals Unicorns, Mind Blown, The Ocean, Funny Stuff, Narwal, The Last Unicorns, Unicorns Fans, True Stories, The Sea
What I told the kids I was babysitting was that the last unicorn never saved the others, and the Red Bull kept them trapped in the sea. Over time they evolved into narwhals. The kids bought it hook, line, and sinker. In kid-logic, it could happen that way.
Narwals are the unicorns of the ocean!
Unicorn Fan Club https://www.facebook.com/pages/Unicorn-Fan-Club/353488018086892
Mind. BLOWN. XD
narwhal: unicorn of the sea
The fate of unicorns…
Love the girl in the passenger seat
That Girls, Girls Generation, Backgrounds, Girlfriends, Passenger Seats, Funny Stuff, Tacos Belle, Watermelon, Funnystuff
That girl looks so embarrassed. If this were me and my boyfriend I would be the one with the watermelon on my head and he would be the one dying of embarrassment in the passenger seat.
This is why I love Taco Bell! And look at the girl in the passenger seat!
The embarrassed girlfriend in the background
sack of tacos, 4.95. watermelon 1.25. the look of embarresment your girlfriends face...priceless
Thank you, random citizen / iFunny :)
Libraries, Books, Skank, Pulp Fiction, Vintage Ads, So Funny, Every Teenagers, Girls Who Reading, True Stories
Vintage ads are a reminder of how times have changed (24 photos)I guess I'm a skank!
Nothing but empty-headed skanks :P Professional Library Literature : simplebooklet.com
fake pulp fiction
This implies that girls who read are NOT skanks, which I feel is an overgeneralization.
"What every teenager should know: Girls Who Don't Read Are Skanks" So untrue! For example, I love books and am already working on my platform for the Skank Presidential Election coming up next year.
Girls who don't read are skanks, is this a real book? This really made me laugh. LOL I don't know...that's so funny, I'll bet it is!!
No one ever gives me the right cake. This is what I want. And some booze.
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21 Clever and Funny Birthday Cakes | Pleated-Jeans.com
Whatever, Bitch. Flying rainbow Unicorn cake!
I want this for my birthday. Take note.
Perfect cake for my 30th birthday!
Happy Birthday Elizabeth.
Like A Boss, Little Girls, Mothers Day, Quote, Mom Sayings, Mom Humor, Funny Stuff, Future Kids, So Funny
"The facts: | 19 Jokes You Should Send To Your Mom Right Now" / I'm pretty sure my mom wrote this one. #zolacollection #mothersday #quotes
Like a boss.
Totally my moms humor!!
LOL — for Mother's Day
Hahaha so funny
That's what I'm going to tell my future kids:)
Lol! I could see my mom saying this.
this happens to ALL the little girls who ask the same question
The greatest daughter in the world…
Disney hates mothers.
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Disney Pocket Princesses Talking About Mothers…
Disney Princesses Talking About Mothers… | B for Bel
I can't... <<< I find it so depressing that almost all of the disney characters had no motherly figure...just Merida, Rapunzel, and a few others. :(
It's complicated Disney Princess snapchats
Disney Snapchat w/ the Princesses
Disney hates mothers. Made me laugh.
bahahahhaah disney humor
Disney Princesses Talking About Mothers…
Cat Are Assholes, Houses, Sotrue, My Life, Funny, Crazy Cat, So True, Drinks, True Stories
So funny and so true in my house
True story in my house.
So true - Fritz does this! Cat Behavior For all you Crazy Cat Ladies out there... For Pet Supplies: http://www.petsupplyonlineshops.com #CrazyCatLadies #Cats #Cat Behavior #Pets
Don’t Leave Drinks Unattended - story of my life
Please do not leave drinks unattended. (The cats are assholes.)
And then hold them close because they're so fluffy and cute!
Funny Things, Funny Pics, Chick, Funny Pictures, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Pick, Humor, Funnystuff
How To Pick Up Chicks - #funny, #lol, #fun, #humor, #comics, #meme, #gag, #box, #lolpics, #Funnypics, #GagsBox,
How To Pick Up Chicks - more funny things: http://hotfunnystuff.com
Pictures - Nov 15, 2012. Funny videos, funny pictures and free games are at your fingertips on Jokeroo.com
The Tardis, Awesome, Doctorwho, Funny, Doctors Who, Dr. Who, Things, Happen, Fandom
OMG Most Awesome Thing Ever!!! An example of why #doctorwho fans are the best! #whovians are awesome!
I doubt that happened but its funny. If you watch Dr Who. Which I have occasionally.
It's things like this that make me feel as if I've barely scratched the surface of living. Or Doctor Who & how intense the fandom is...
Doctor Who Moment awesome! ^ never not repin!!! #funny
New favorite Doctor Who post. If that ever happened, I would freak out as well. JUST AWESOME!
New favorite Doctor Who post.- My text message sound is the TARDIS, but I haven't had this happen yet!
Evil plot backfires…
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Hahahahaha @Sara Eriksson Reyna
ginger jokes NEVER get old!!
Gingers don't have souls, silly Sea Witch!
Hahaha. Ah man. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!
Haha. But No Hate On Gingers :3
Evil plot backfires… no offense to redheads that I know
Best bromance ever…
Laughing, Turk And Jd, Best Friends, Real Life, Funny Pictures, Bestfriends, Scrubs, True Love, Kid
This make me laugh everytime, because it's kinda something my best friend and I would say!
Scrubs. JT & Turk on marriage & kids, haha! Love this!!! #BestFriends
True best friends make everyone else question your relationship /Scrubs
Scrubs - Turk and JD. Our Kids. We're a little bit married.
Soulmates AND in real life too. Best :)
I love SCRUBS. Funny Pictures Of The Day – 74 Pics
True Love. haha scrubs is awesome.
I find this way funnier than it should be...
Jurassic Parks, Jurassicpark, Cheesy Jokes, Kids Jokes, Funny Pictures, Funny Stuff, Dinosaurs, Humor, Funnystuff
Science humor! Loved Jurassic Park:) #StephanieCloseBonney #JurassicPark #dinosaurs #Pterodactyl #humor #ScienceHumor
Science humor Funny Pictures Humor
Clean kids jokes @Jay C C Kaopua and Talipop, it keeps changing my talipop pin
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom Because the P is silent , Jurassic Park Movie, actor Goldberg You know that's funny stuff
Oh cheesy jokes, we couldn't live without you.
Funny Pictures Of The Week - 80 Pics
And That Made It Funnier
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And That Made It Funnier! Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
And That Made It Funnier // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - #lol #humor #funnypictures
MY FAVORITE PIN. EVER.
Laughing, Food, My Life, Potatoes, Giggles, Random, Funny Stuff, Humor, Hilarious
This is random, but hilarious!
this is the story of my life. potatoes are hands down my fav food
Oh potatoes how I love thee! I laughed so hard.
My boyfriend loves potatoes and tells me a thousand times a day so this made me giggle
I love you potato. Freaking hilarious...
Potato food humor
That perfect shade of red
The Blood of Thy Enemies, my favorite shade of lipstick.
Killer Queen †
My lipstick color? THE BLOOD OF THY ENEMIES
The only lip color I'd ever wear anyway.
Our favorite shade, you guys. Perfect for around the makeup chair
what color is your lipstick? And depending on the article it would be thy/thine. So if you stood up for a friend or w/e it woulf be thine. Fun fact.
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Funny Stuff - Personally I love butterflies. Helps take your mind off of any problems including pain. For pain I go to http://PainKickers.com/back-injuries/
Lol this is so funny
You give me butterflies
The Wrong Lobster
Laughing, Giggles, Funny Stuff, Funny Animal, Smile, So Funny, Wrong Lobsters, Food Fight, Cooking Lobsters
Step 1. Buy lobster Step 2. Disarm lobster?! - Funny Stuff | Putting a smile on your face.
I can't stop laughing. When your food fights back!
omg I hate the idea of cooking lobsters so this makes me happy ahhaha
I can't stop laughing. I dunno why I find this so funny. :)
Haha this makes me giggle
wrong lobster :) i can't stop laughing
Cat Owners, Crazy Cat, Cat Stuff, Cat Lady
Things only cat owners would understand.
I'm so behind on Dr. Who; I really need to binge and catch up.
The Doctors, Funny Pictures, Doctorwho, Funny Commercial, My Life, Doctors Who, Netflix, Dr. Who, David Tennant
Story of my life #DoctorWho
Yep, this is how Doctor Who came into my life. Thanks Netflix!
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 75 Pics. This is what my son did when he discovered The Doctor!
The Doctor judges your Netflix habits... I'm so very guilty oh having intense doctor who marathons where I don't sleep until I've seen every episode available on Netflix
Series | Dr Who | Yep, this is how Doctor Who came into my life again
This is the way i use netflix #doctor #who #david #tennant #hilarious
Watching shows on #funny commercial ads #commercial ads #funny commercial #interesting ads| http://weddingideas4951.blogspot.com
Grandpa’s shopping lists…
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Fabulous Mother Fucker
a fabulous grandfather
"my grandfather is a fabulous motherfucker" this is awesome lol
Calligraphy grocery list - fabulous
He's a fabulous man
yes yes bahahahahaha!!!!!!! josi bahena bahena bahena bahena Martinez Valentine
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Ideal Weight (Doctor Who)
Ideal Weight (Jensen Ackles) | HUMAN | T-Shirts, Tanks, Sweatshirts and Hoodies.... Can I change the name? Jared padelecki , tom hiddleston, Orlando bloom .. I can think of a few more ;)
Ideal Weight (Jensen Ackles) #jensenackles #supernatural #sexy YES!!!!
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My ideal weight is Jensen on top of me. This shirt is perfect for dedicated Jensen Ackles fans everywhere who long to feel his long, lithe body on top of them and feel his sweet warm breath mingling... | Beautiful Designs on Graphic Tees, Tanks and Long Sleeve Shirts with New Items Every Day. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Easy Returns..
there's nothing quite like cross stitched hip hop lyrics.
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I love this! So strange #crossstitch #hiphop
there's nothing quite like cross stitched hip hop lyrics. #embroidery
there's nothing quite like cross stitched hip hop lyrics. If only I listened to more hiphop
Cross stitch and hip hop. Art.
Ryan Gosling, Funny Crafts, Knits Crochet, Librarians Humor, Girls Generation, Funny Pictures, Motivation Quotes, Hey Girls, So Funny
Collection of the best Knit, Crochet, and Yarn memes. Click here to see them all: http://daintyloops.com/2013/12/09/i-do-love-a-good-yarn-meme/ #knit #knitting #crochet #meme #funny #crafts #yarn #meme
Ryan gosling u so funny
Hey girl, a new study says looking at Ryan Gosling memes increases men’s feminist feelings - The Washington Post
ryan gosling funny pictures +meme
I'd read it.
I D Reading, Website, Web Site, Books Nerd, Funny Stuff, Internet Site, Plot Twists, Random Amusement, Awesome Stuff
Plot twist ... Intriguing ...
Pitch Perfect, Friends, Random Quotes, Aca Awesome, Movie, So True, Truths, Pitchperfect, True Stories
Because someone needs to laugh at the random quotes I use
It's true. You don't like Pitch Perfect or musical movies? Well this is Aca-awkward...and seriously we can't be friends if you don't like pitch perfect
If you don't love Pitch Perfect, we can't be friends. Just finished watching this. Truth.
Pitch Perfect @Caitlin Bellah true story!!
So true! Love me some #Pitchperfect! #movie
Ain't that the truth.