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Kirk, Spock, McCoy and Ensign Ricky are beaming down to the planet. Guess who's not coming back... moral of the story, never wear the red shirt!
Kirk, Spock, McCoy and Ensign Ricky are beaming down to the planet..guess who's not coming back? Only red-shirts died in the original. . .except Scotty
Lol! Gee, would that be the red shirt? ;) #star #trek #geek #humor #scifi #fantasy #tv #show
Poor Ensign Ricky. It's not his fault he had to wear the red shirt,
Star Trek laugh // poor red shirted guy...
Star Trek Funny Pictures! Red Shirt!
Star Trek. And this is so true.
Poor red shirt... So true
Anyone who is a Star Trek fan knows what it means to be a redshirt. If you were one of the unlucky ones to find yourself planetside, standing next to the Captain, and wearing a red shirt ... might as well make out your will and accept your inevitable fate. You were a dead crewman walking. I never quite understood how a whole army of aliens could be shooting at Captain Kirk and he doesn't get a scratch, but if some unnamed redshirt is unlucky enough to be sent down with him ... you can bet your last ten bucks he'll be felled in the first five minutes. You'd think that after a while they'd work out the statistics and just send Kirk down on his own. It would have saved the lives of a lot of innocent redshirts. The statistics are very interesting though. In this article someone has actually gone to the trouble of crunching the numbers. In the original series there were 59 crew member deaths, which is approximately 13.7% of a total crew of 430. With that mortality rate it makes you wonder why anyone signed up, doesn't it! Of those deaths, six were yellowshirts, five were blueshirts, four wore engineering smocks, and a whopping 43 were redshirts. That's 73% people! Poor bastards didn't really stand a chance. The redshirts deserve to be acknowledged for their sacrifices. It might be long overdue, but finally this injustice has been righted. Jonathan Coulton, the man who penned such classics as Tom Cruise Crazy and Code Monkey has written this song dedicated to the brave, noble redshirts who died in defence of The Federation. Your sacrifices will never be forgotten, Ensign Expendable. It's thanks to you The Federation continues to survive.
Nerd Humor, Periodic Table, Funny Stuff, Science Humor, Sciencejoke, Chemistry Jokes, Science Joke
This needs to be on the periodic table... nahhhh, it's too cool for that.
"Ah! – The Element Of Surprise" – Periodic Table
Science Jokes: Haha, chemistry joke. nice.
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Science nerd joke :)
A collection of funny things we find while wasting time online.
just use the table
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DrinKlip Cup Holder $25 Designed for people with small workstations. This sturdy clip attaches to the side of a desk or table and minimizing the chance of spills.
DrinKlip Cup Holder $25 was designed for people with small workstations. I like this idea, for the small workstations! This sturdy clip attaches to the side of a desk or table and minimizing the chance of spills.
Desk cup holder. So I don't spill things everywhere! Just kidding, I'll probably still do that.
Coffee cup holder desk clip-on...this is so handy in so many ways
coffee holder- clip to your desk. nice. No spills.
Clip Cup Holder what a good idea!
Makes me giggle (:
What Really Goes On...
Internal Workings, Giggle, Truth
This is how I imagine the internal workings of my computer most of the time.
Truth! A conversation between the computer and the printer.
I just quite literally laughed out loud! It's so true!!
I'm such a nerd, this made me laugh really hard
Lol. The truth behind printer errors.
I am laughing and laughing.
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I'm just smart enough to figure out the duct tape, I'm going to one of these days.
"When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape" Funny Cat
...ode to your love of duct tape...and all it's benefits...
I make this face, a lot, now, where's that duct tape?
Love this, makes me want to be a cat lady!
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Ill remove the duct tape
LMAOOOO! You must know math very well to understand the humor!
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Hahaha... (For those who are a bit rusty on their math: sin b / tan b = cos b) #math #geek #nerd #joke #funny #cosby
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math joke?! Yes I think this is quite funny! Haha
Nerd humor...Math pun alert...
gotta love math humor!!
I love math nerd jokes.
math nerd humor...
Mind Blown, English Major, Learn English, English Language, Ghoti Fish, English Teacher, So True, Funny Stuff
"Learning English is what makes the Chinese say bad words" ~My middle school English teacher
This is what happens when philosophy majors meet English majors and reproduce.
The English language, I remember my jr high English teacher showing us this.
The English Language can be impossible to teach. hahaha. So true!
Welcome to the English language. So True...so hard for others!
Ghoti = fish. Welcome to the English language, asshole.
The English language has mind blown me
Funny Things of English language
English language. SO true!♡
“That’s What She Said” – Star Wars Style
Giggle, Star Wars, Funny Picture, Funny Meme, Funny Stuff, Funnystuff, Starwars
Funny on so many levels Haha a star wars that's what she said lol
Star Wars humor, Wow Funny just don' know where to put it
that is what she said, funny star wars quotes
Giggled hard than I probably should have
Funny Meme - [Immature Yoda is immature]
However you feel about celebrating May the 4th, I think we can all agree that it's always a good time to enjoy some funny memes!
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Thank you for ordering the crazy cat lady starter kit. lol funny stuff
Crazy Cat Lady starter kit...hilarious! - #funny stuff
Crazy cat lady starter kit funny cats lol
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it's not like you can ask them to line up like this and they'll just say "Hey, that WOULD make a funny picture!"
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hate having to replace printer ink
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I have always had an issue with going to Olive Garden because they use 3-tined forks...but the breadsticks are so worth it. When my husband and I saw this episode we completely burst out laughing.
Tined Forks, Sheldon Cooper, Funny Stuff, Olive Gardens, So Funny, Tv Movie, The Big Bang Theory
one is for eating, one is for ruling the seven seas! (The Big Bang Theory) makes me laugh every time....cuz i too live in fear of the three-tined fork
I will think of this every time I use my salad trident from my flatware set... e-cards-and-other-funny-stuff
one is for eating, one is for ruling the seven seas! (The Big Bang Theory) makes me laugh every time...via Melissa Critell
I laughed, but I feel the exact opposite. I hate eating with four-tined forks, they're so awkward and inelegant.
More proof that sean is sheldon we have this discussion a lot. one is for eating, one is for ruling the seven seas! (The Big Bang Theory) makes me laugh every time....
One to eat with, One to Rule The Seas With. #thebigbangtheory
The Big Bang Theory ~ I love Sheldon Cooper!!!
seriously, so funny. :)
The 213 Things…. 1. Not allowed to watch Southpark when I’m supposed to be working. 2. My proper military title is “Specialist Schwarz” not “Princess Anastasia”. 3. Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic. 4. Not allowed to challenge anyone’s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair. 5. Not allowed to get silicone breast implants. 6. Not allowed to play “Pulp Fiction” with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer. 7. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the...
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52. Not allowed to yell “Take that Cobra” at the rifle range. 53. Not allowed to quote “Full Metal Jacket “ at the rifle range.
Skippy's List: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army - http://skippyslist.com/list/#
207. The Chicken and Rice MRE is *not* a personal lubricant. (Skippy wanted this noted for the record that this is not something he has ever attempted or considered! It was something we heard at dinner on 22 September 2001 and it was just so obscene it had to go here.) 209. An airsickness bag is to be used for airsickness *only*. (Also not a Skippy-ism…this was the same dinner.)
Skippy's List- Once you go to his blog, click on "THE List". It's hilarious! Reminds me of M*A*S*H! My favorite is #77 lol
145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test. 146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.
104. Vodka, green food coloring, and a “Cool Mint” Listerine® bottle is not a good combination.
Skippy's List of things he cannot or is no longer allowed to do. XD
213 thinks Skippy cannot do in the Army
A quick note: I don't mind if you want to quote a few items from my list of your site. But please do not copy the list in it's entirety. Explanations of these events: a) I did myself, and either got in trouble or commended. (I had a Major shake my hand for the piss bottle thing, for instance.) b) I witnessed another soldier do it. (Like the Sergeant we had, that basically went insane, and crucified some dead mice.) c) Was spontaneously informed I was not allowed to do. (Like start a porn studio.) d) Was the result of a clarification of the above. (“What about especially patriotic porn?”) e) I was just minding my own business, when something happened. (“Schwarz...what is *that*?” said the Sgt, as he pointed to the back of my car? "Um....a rubber sheep...I can explain why that's there....") To explain how I've stayed out of jail/alive/not beaten up too badly..... I'm funny, so they let me live. The 213 Things.... 1. Not allowed to watch Southpark when [...]
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We feel exactly the same way when we run out of coffee! #Coffee #Funny #MrCoffee
For sure...except in my case it's Diet Coke. And I make sure I N.E.V.E.R run out
I love coffee.....I want coffee.....I need coffee.....
need coffee; story of my life seriously
My life. Truth fact. It happens.
Haaaaaa #truth #coffee #addicted
need coffee..story of my life!
need coffee SO True! lol :)
gave me a giggle
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Lime Jell-O Marshmallow Cottage Cheese Surprise - my childhood when our midwestern Lutheran church would have a potluck....
Lime Jell-O Marshmallow Cottage Cheese Surprise! Considered this Board's Theme Song
Lime Jell-O Marshmallow Cottage Cheese Surprise by William Bolcom & Joan Morris. This is the best version available and I think it's out of print. I don't ow...
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THIS is why I became an English Teacher. You're telling me I have a classroom at my mercy shaping the thought patterns of hundreds every year just for shits and giggles? Bitch sign me up yesterday!
This is so true. Even an English major like me agrees! Come up with as many meanings as you want, but most of the time, I think they meant exactly what they wrote and there isn't some crazy hidden meaning all the time.
[Environment] (Structure.Decor) Analysis | "If only I could put this in my classroom. This was the main reason that I didn't want to become a high school English teacher."
There's a reason I'm not a high school English teacher. I always thought dissecting stories to bits was a waste of time.
this had to have been written about my AP english teacher in high school.. i'm convinced
LOL. This takes me back to my AP English classes in high school
So true! High school English class!
My High school english teacher
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Your tale is absolutely enthralling.
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If you see any funny notes like this lying in your office than your work would be a lot funnier.
25 Funny notes you find around your office
Big head, little arms.
Funny Things, Funny Stuff, Poor Dinosaur, Poor Guy, So Funny, So Sad, Big Head
Hahahaha out of all the funny things I've read and looked at on Pinterest, this is the FUNNIEST!!!!!! :D
"I have a big head, and little arms and i'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through...master? Oh it's so sad!
Clap Your...Oh. Haha so funny!! "I have a big head....and little arms...."
poor guy :/ Well, I have this big head, and these little arms...
Ahhh...poor dinosaur!I got a big head and little arms ;)
I have a big head and little arms! So sad
poor guy. Little bitty t Rex arms
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damnthatswhatshesaid: “ Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more! ”
Giggle, Funny Picture, Funny Stuff, Awkward Family Photos, So Funny
I'm just trying to wrap my mind around this... i just laughed for probably a minute straight
Awkward family photos! I DIE!!! Surf this site and giggle!
this is in the awkward family photos book... SO FUNNY
Our next family portrait...lol
Best Funny Pictures | Awkward Family Photos Hall of Fame
No, I am not talking about some of the recent holiday photos of my family but I am sure there would be some that would qualify for this site. But along the lines of the popular websites People of Public Transit and People of Wal-Mart there is another hilarious site you need to check out, Awkward Family Photos. I haven’t had time to go through every single picture yet, but I have scene a good number and this is the one that I thought was the funniest. At first glance it looks like a normal family sitting on a couch. But look closer! Look under the mother holding the youngest baby. Why are they sitting on some lady? I guess they aren’t very found of Aunt Linda! If you want a good laugh, check out this site. Some of these photos are so wrong on many different levels! Enjoy!
When you see it.. - http://jokideo.com/when-you-see-it/ OMG this is so funny keep looking you'll see it. Family Photos.: Picture, Family Photos, When You See It, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Humor, Things
Yup I just tried and it's true! Awesome lol!!
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oh my goodnes...i thought...you are such an idiot for believing this...oh well, try it anyways...it works!!! :)
Totally works! Ha! It even did it on my phone! Crazy. Haha how do people figure out this stuff?? That's hilarious
It works! (I thought for sure this was going to be a repeat of the "no one can lick their own elbow" incident... but figured it would be less embarrassing trying to test out this theory, in case I got caught)
I thought this was on here to make gullible people look silly. So I tried it. (Of course). And it worked. So weird...
This just made my day. I'm such a dork. Omg it works!!! Try it!! (at least it works on my phone)
Totally works! Ha! It even did it on my phone! Crazy. You know your gonna try it now!
Go ahead, try it...you know you want to...I just did. It worked!
it works! the little things amuse me
seriously it works.. totally worked.
Giggle, Hate Math, I Wish, Math Humor, Funny Stuff
Math...when you absolutely positively have to piss somebody off. OMG! I wish I could do this to some folks!
Oh how I have wanted to do this many times!! MATH: When you absolutely, positively must piss someone off. The Memo Line = Indication of Revenge. :)
MATH: When you absolutely, positively must piss someone off. The Memo Line = Indication of Revenge. :)
I wish I was smart enough to do this!sorry i laughed would love to do this some days to sprint
Math humor - When you absolutely, positively need to piss someone off.
Math jokes kill me. This is hilarious :)
i hate math, i'm laughing anyway.
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