Sorry, Babe. For some reason this made me think of you! =]

Glad I don't snore. I suppose That's why most men wake like why do my ribs hurt, cause you snore and your old lady kicked you in the them while you were snoring.

haha

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

.haha

It's true. My mom always taught me to match my underwear with my outfit! I feel out of sorts if they don't match!

yes

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm the type of girl who busts out laughing randomly at things you won't find nearly as hilarious as I do. Hunt whenever beth is like "what's so funny" i'm just like no.

haha!

"Remember the day you brought me home and you were filled with joy? Go to that place because I just drew all over the walls and shaved the dog. Always remember the joy-filled days!

Bra E-card

Its true Clear jars are a collectors best friend. So true! In Memory of My Best Friend Breast Cancer Heart Tee true

I sure do!

I+grocery store and Walmart! Hate going shopping. can't+tell+you+the+number+of+times+I've+fantasized+about+running+my+cart+into+the+heels+of+the+stupid+people+that+block+the+aisles+at+the+grocery+store.

lol

Free and Funny Family Ecard: Duct tape + Kids = Silence . I'm Joking, they are locked in a shed

hahahahah.....it happens sometimes actually!

Story of my life lol those days I go to work and say "if I look bad it's cuz I didn't look in the mirror yet"

haha

I'm tall for my age and I have a best friend who is five inches shorter than me. So hey every tall person needs a short best friend. I already have mine and she gonna be my last best friend (:

...It's cause it's true...

I wouldn't punch my husband in the face, but I do hate when he says he dont care what we have for dinner LOL!

I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican Drug Lord. So funny and true!!

Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican Drug Lord.

Wait, what?!

That moment of panic when your kid is babbling and you're really listening so you say, "Yeah," and they get excited and disappear. Oh dear!

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