I've been seeing this around and I don't like to post things with swear words, but I found out that this woman is a friend of a friend's mother and they don't know how it turned into a meme. So, I have to repost because that's pretty funny.

Man illustrates the weird things he finds himself having to say to his children. This is amazing.

A dad’s illustrations of what he says to his kids

Man illustrates the weird things he finds himself having to say to his children. This is amazing.

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Im speeding because i have to poop key ring

"im speeding because i have to poop" key ring. white elephant gift!... My former roommate got out of a speeding ticket using this. ha ha She is supper pretty, so I am sure that made it that much more awkward for the cop!! Love ya T! 'o)

"Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat about it, and he reminds me I’m James Franco. Then we dance."

"Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat about it, and he reminds me I’m James Franco. Then we dance."

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