This will be me as a parent. "Go pick a movie, I'll be there shortly." "Really, Mom? Really?" Do you REALLY WANT MELTED ICECREAM?!?! DO YOU?!" And they'll be like, "No, Mom. I don't want melted icecream." "Good, that's what I thought. Now go get a movie."
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