This. Is. GOLD
This is so satisfying!
Baseball mom problems haha
Velveteen Rabbit quote for the nursery or kids room!
You there: Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again. | Encouragement Ecard
This is terrible, but hilarious
adventures of george washington | ... to add captions to the adventures of George Washington (13 photos
Exercising would be much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burned them - Motivation - Fitness - Quote
The typical workweek....
10 petrifying stories that will make you wish imaginary friend weren't a thing