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I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations. I no longer have the energy required to care about things I don't care about.

Sad but true

Never underestimate a man's ability to make you feel guilty for his mistakes. - Rihanna { Lord, this so true!

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Here's to all the people who remain unharmed because I have coffee and a sense of humor. Take away my coffee and it'll hit the fan!

Truth

I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I'd say my people skills are improving.

I wanted to reward myself with a hard-earned glass of wine after a long week.  Then I realized it was only Monday.

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I wanted to reward myself with a hard-earned glass of wine after a long week. Then I realized it was only Monday.

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"Let the Summer Begin!" Quotes

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should go to the beach. Haha so true lol. I need the beach ahhhh.

Every. Single. Day.

My day starts backwards...

My day starts backwards. I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake! Ain't that the truth!

Yes!

This is me every night! During my separation from my husband I had to be away from my cats for six months and it was awful, I couldn't sleep to save my life!

The most accurate thing I've seen in ages.

I don't even live paycheck to paycheck. I live paycheck to 4 days before paycheck. Sad but true!

Pizza is eternal. (But actually, pizza does disappoint sometimes too. I just pinned this because I like pizza a lot.

I all growed up. - Work Humor

Not very well, however.< thats why Im a nanny, i dont have to pretend to be a grownup!

'Things like this are the reason I want to kill myself' would be an acceptable response to a work email?

I wonder if "things like this are the reason i want to kill myself" would be an acceptable response to a work email? Pretty much every email I get at work.

Many, many, many, many times I've done this =)

“I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times.

Ain't that the truth!

Almost 7 billion people on the planet and I can tolerate 10 at the most.