lol true

Funny Flirting Ecard: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.


I've been trying to diet and work out but I've come to the realization that the only way I'm going to get "smokin' hot" is by being cremated.

I'm golden! :)

So we're both basically set for life then yeah? Did we initially bond over our boobage? What that our thing in High School?

I love this...

The quickest way to get your husband to fix something, is to get out his tools and start the project yourself. Works on Dads too. Works like a charm, i do it every day!

haha! At least I'm not the only one...

YES! or I am too lazy to do it. I also hate it when I am in a pinning frenzy and forget to change the improper spelling and grammar and worry people will think I really wrote it!

Love it!!

next time you go on a roller coaster take some spare bolts with you. Oh I would sooooo love to do this! If only I got on roller coasters!


Some say fail wal Mart. those in the know how ever know this is actually sold at target. so fail target

Never go into the water

For real, though. Get into the water the said. You won't look fat they said. (to the fat seal).