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Never Go To Australia

It is way too scary there.

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Never Go To Australia

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"That looks like the frosty cap of King Neptune's Atlantean beer stein. ... In reality, what you're looking at is a dust storm developing near Onslow, Australia." (via 'The Top 116 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped') #Terrifying #Nightmare #BeerDisaster

The Top 116 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped

They're all constantly throwing up, according to their national anthem or whatever.

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Even the koalas are out to get you. STAY FAR AWAY

Cassowaries kill people, and we have the animated video to prove it.

Melbourne was almost named "Batmania", but the Aussies went with a non-Batman name because in the end they don't care about other people.

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Not worth the risk.

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Bet you didn't know Australia, on top of it all, also has HORRIBLE WINTERS (in parts of it).

That's how kids play in Australia. If your kid isn't up to wrestling gators, DON'T BRING THEM THERE.

Charles Darwin taste-tested every animal he discovered. It's like how Darwin, Australia (or any other place in Australia) will chew you up and spit you out if you go there.

The Outback is like this picture but with scary animals and less available gasoline. #Australia

Australian Outback

It's a bar that has food. Even more importantly, IT IS NOWHERE NEAR AUSTRALIA

Australia's army once tried to fight a war against emus. The army lost. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR CHANCES WOULD BE?

Cracked contributor Alli Reed moved to Sydney and hated it. Like, HATED IT hated it.

There are around a dozen shark attacks in Australia per year. That's a dozen too many.

The saltwater crocodile: Australian, deadly, and depicted here with only very minor Photoshopping.

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