Never Go To Australia

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Never Go To Australia

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"That looks like the frosty cap of King Neptune's Atlantean beer stein. ... In reality, what you're looking at is a dust storm developing near Onslow, Australia." (via 'The Top 116 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped') #Terrifying #Nightmare #BeerDisaster

Beadon Bay Caravan Park

The Top 116 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped

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They're all constantly throwing up, according to their national anthem or whatever.

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Even the koalas are out to get you. STAY FAR AWAY

Melbourne

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Cassowaries kill people, and we have the animated video to prove it.

Mission Beach

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Melbourne was almost named "Batmania", but the Aussies went with a non-Batman name because in the end they don't care about other people.

Melbourne

The 5 Most Shockingly Awful Names Major Cities Almost Had

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Not worth the risk.

Sydney Opera House

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Bet you didn't know Australia, on top of it all, also has HORRIBLE WINTERS (in parts of it).

Canberra

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That's how kids play in Australia. If your kid isn't up to wrestling gators, DON'T BRING THEM THERE.

Melbourne

4 Terrifying Children's Hobbies From Around the World

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Charles Darwin taste-tested every animal he discovered. It's like how Darwin, Australia (or any other place in Australia) will chew you up and spit you out if you go there.

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The Outback is like this picture but with scary animals and less available gasoline. #Australia

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Australian Outback

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It's a bar that has food. Even more importantly, IT IS NOWHERE NEAR AUSTRALIA

Barney's Beanery

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Australia's army once tried to fight a war against emus. The army lost. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR CHANCES WOULD BE?

Alice Springs

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Cracked contributor Alli Reed moved to Sydney and hated it. Like, HATED IT hated it.

Sydney

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There are around a dozen shark attacks in Australia per year. That's a dozen too many.

Townsville

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The saltwater crocodile: Australian, deadly, and depicted here with only very minor Photoshopping.

Cooktown

The Animals That Make Australia The Deathtrap It Is

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