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    Never Go To Australia

    It is way too scary there.


    Never Go To Australia

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    You guys, Stralya is worried about us.

    America's Gun Problem Is So Bad Even Australians Are Scared

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    "That looks like the frosty cap of King Neptune's Atlantean beer stein. ... In reality, what you're looking at is a dust storm developing near Onslow, Australia." (via 'The Top 116 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped') #Terrifying #Nightmare #BeerDisaster

    Beadon Bay Caravan Park

    The Top 116 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped

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    They're all constantly throwing up, according to their national anthem or whatever.

    Yulara

    20 Shocking Lyrics You Didn't Notice in Famous Songs

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    Even the koalas are out to get you. STAY FAR AWAY

    Melbourne

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    Cassowaries kill people, and we have the animated video to prove it.

    Mission Beach

    A Brief History of the Most Terrifying Animal on Earth

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    Melbourne was almost named "Batmania", but the Aussies went with a non-Batman name because in the end they don't care about other people.

    Melbourne

    The 5 Most Shockingly Awful Names Major Cities Almost Had

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    Not worth the risk.

    Sydney Opera House

    7 Iconic Skylines That Almost Looked Ridiculous

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    Bet you didn't know Australia, on top of it all, also has HORRIBLE WINTERS (in parts of it).

    Canberra

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    That's how kids play in Australia. If your kid isn't up to wrestling gators, DON'T BRING THEM THERE.

    Melbourne

    4 Terrifying Children's Hobbies From Around the World

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    Charles Darwin taste-tested every animal he discovered. It's like how Darwin, Australia (or any other place in Australia) will chew you up and spit you out if you go there.

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    The Outback is like this picture but with scary animals and less available gasoline. #Australia

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    Australian Outback

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    It's a bar that has food. Even more importantly, IT IS NOWHERE NEAR AUSTRALIA

    Barney's Beanery

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    Australia's army once tried to fight a war against emus. The army lost. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR CHANCES WOULD BE?

    Alice Springs

    The 5 Most Embarrassing Failures in the History of War

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    Cracked contributor Alli Reed moved to Sydney and hated it. Like, HATED IT hated it.

    Sydney

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    There are around a dozen shark attacks in Australia per year. That's a dozen too many.

    Townsville

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    The saltwater crocodile: Australian, deadly, and depicted here with only very minor Photoshopping.

    Cooktown

    The Animals That Make Australia The Deathtrap It Is

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