Allergic to exercise.

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

common sense

Very true, unfortunately. (Although it should say, "I wish common sense WERE more common." Sadly, grammar skills have gone the way of common sense.

"Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly." —Betty White

"Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly." —Betty White Maybe this is why my daughter feels I only need 2 hours of sleep at night ;

whoa, carl! @Lisa Loflin

Have you been working out this winter? Carl has! Don't let the holiday break slow down your workouts.


Meme Watch: Sudden Clarity Cat Can Has Epiphany

Funny pictures about Pure Cat Logic. Oh, and cool pics about Pure Cat Logic. Also, Pure Cat Logic.

So true!


Ain't snow body got time to scrape that. Work in the morning? Ain't nobody got time for that. Pro tip: get a big cup of hot water and pour it on the windshield while the wipers are on. works EVERY tim

Pumpkin Poop

Pumpkin Poop Poem: I started to carve my pumpkin with my carving knife and scoop. My pumpkin got so scared he left a little poop.

best commercial ever

you son of a biscuit eating bull dog! what the french toast! you thought i wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen! haha loved that commercial!

One of my favorites!

Most Funny Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Life Quote Put your big girl panties on and deal with it

Not your cookies

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and broken hand.


This is how I look like

Funny pictures about My pizza has arrived. Oh, and cool pics about My pizza has arrived. Also, My pizza has arrived.