Your ex asking to stay friends after you break up is like kidnappers asking to stay in touch after they let you go.

Sometimes driving down the highway a really funny idea for an ecard jumps in my mind. Unfortunately, by the time I get home, the “genius” though has disappear. That’s okay because I still found some really cute ecards.

Have a nice day...

When I say 'Have a nice day'. Remember that the 'fucker' is silent.😂😂Sorry for the 'f' word, but hilarious!

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ms-woodsworld: “ “ ms-woodsworld: “ “ Well, I’m all for free hugs and dark places. ” I bet they have cookies too. ” And candy, I’m positive they have candy.

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When my legs are shaved I feel like I finally have my shit together - Anne Taintor

She knows better

Bitch please. If I see you in public damn straight I will say it to your fuckin ugly fat ass face. Shit I aint scared of your fake ass.