so true

If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect. I would never leave!

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"It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 am." Nannying is a WAKE UP CALL. I am in no hurry to be a parent.

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Stop interrupting me…

I rant all the time and my very best friends do interrupt me with facts and reason! I depend on their facts and reason!

It is something you don't think of, unless you have them.... so... been there, done that.

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I need this at work, for sure.

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Hahaha! Yes!

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Funny because its true.

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