Truths about my life: both serious and humorous
Truths about my life: both serious and humorous
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Truth Tina Fey #quote
Tina Fey True DAT!
Tina Fey #quote #smart #humor
Tina Fey Quote About Smart people ~ so TRUE!
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey #quote #tinafey
#quotes #sotrue #laugh
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Theoffic, The Faces, Camera, Funny, So True, The Offices, Jim Halpert, Jim Faces, True Stories
The office Jim Halpert Face. Also the face we give each other when something awkward happens at church lol
Whenever a situation goes down I get the urge to do a Jim face to an imaginary camera. #Jim #The #Office #Situation #Imaginary #Camera #Laugh #Out #Loud #Funny #LOL
Lol so true... when someone says or does something stupid... I be like... Jim from the office!!! lol looking at the camera! LOL #OMG hilarious humor funny jokes
The office Jim Halpert Face.to funny
Yep. Sounds about right- the Jim face #TheOffice
True story. Love a Jim face!
Love me some cardigans!
Soooo True, My Life, Bahaha, Language, Damn Target, Alright, Old Navy, Totally Me, Girls Life
Story of my life. Excuse he language.
Hahahaha soooo true! Totally me lol
bahaha. damn target
story of every girl's life?
Hahahaha soooo true! Story of my life.
That's me alright :/. Except sub target for AE Or Old Navy
If you get this, we can be friends.
Favorite Episode, Diehard, Friends Shirts, Moving Furniture, 3 Friends, Friends Moments, Shut Up, T Shirts, Friends Episode
I need this shirt! "Pivot, pivot, pivot!" "Shut up, shut up, shut uuuup!" I <3 Friends!
Must be said when moving furniture or trying to get around people on a staircase. I <3 FRIENDS!
Only die hards will understand this. Ha! My favorite Friends moment! This is for you Em Love it @jonitrovato!! Thinking @stephanievasko and @courtneybiter need this as well!! I wish FRIENDS was still on 😟
Only diehards will understand this. Ha! I say this when we move furniture!
haha Friends shirt!
Only diehards will understand this. Ha! My favorite episode of Friends!
@Heather Creswell leber the moment u understamd this t shirt will make u a true friends fam
Only diehards will understand this. Ha! seriously like one of my favorite friends episodes
This is so me lol
Sentence Enhancers, Sentences Enhancer, My Life, Fucking Sentences, So True, Funny Quotes, Potty Mouths, Enhancement, Quotes About Life
@elias montanez, this is so true for you
Story of my life
Quotes About Life | Beauty Tips | Pink Chocolate Break: 15 Funny Quotes
I'm a great enhancer of fucking sentences!
i call them sentence enhancers
yes yes see my potty mouth enhancers:)
Its actually an awesome discovery - some of the wedding dresses I tried on have pockets and its affecting my decision making.....
Wedding Dressses, Little Things, Excited Moments, Favorite Things, Dresses Pockets, Bridesmaid Dresses, My Life, So True, The Dresses
probably the most exciting moment of your life. @Kenzie this is so you! and if the dress has polka dots!
Suddenly makes the dress so much better! Haha, my bridesmaid dress for Katie's wedding
So true! Probably the most exciting moment of my life lol!
probably the most exciting moment of your life..... This is my most favorite thing, I think they should make all dresses with pockets!
Love dress pockets!
Probably the most exciting moments of my life. It's the little things
Good Ideas, Yeah About, Wedding Planning, Weddings, My Life, Planning A Wedding, Totally Me, Haha Yeah, Yeah Prob
Welcome to my life...
Lol totally me...
Haha-what fun it is planning a wedding
yeah, about that...
Use our Complete Wedding Planning Checklist to help you get started with your planning #CrescentJewelers #Blog #LaCrosseWI
Haha! Yeah, I guess that would be a good idea...
This is so something I would say
Tinafey, 30 Rocks, Mozzarellastick, The Lizlemo, Mozzarella Sticks, My Life, Funny, Liz Lemon, Tina Fey
30 Rock! I am Liz Lemon. This is my life.
Liz Lemon- played by Tina Fey on NBC's 30 Rock. Please, y'all... she's already got a drink! Buy her some Mozzarella sticks!
I am Liz Lemon #tinafey #30rock
30 Rock #funny #30rock #lizlemon #mozzarellasticks
New Girl. Love her
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this is my life- New Girl Quotes #newgirl #newgirlquotes Season 1, Episode 11 Jesse & Julia
loooooove her. (New Girl quote) and don't forget "..my checks have baby farm animals on them BITCH!"
<3 this...2 of the people in the world who know me best have said that I AM Jess. <3 lol THIS QUOTE IS MY LIFE IN A FEW SENTENCES TV Quote - 'New Girl' / Zooey Deschanel / I brake for birds, I rock a lot of polka dots, I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours...
And one other thing.. I'm going to go upstairs and pay for this $800 ticket and my checks have baby farm animals on them bitch!
Love love love this quote. <3 #ZooeyDeschanel #NewGirl
Bananas Design, Best Friends, Typography Posters, Bananas Stands, Movie Tv Art, Development Prints, Quote Typography, Money Quotes Funny, Arrested Developmental
Arrested Development Print. Quote Typography Poster. There's Always Money in the Banana Stand.. $35.00, via Etsy.
If you know this quote, we are new best friends
Friends Best, My Life, Quote Life, Friends Truths, So True, 3 Friends, Friends Lov, Life Lessons Learned, Friends Stil
Life lesson learned from Friends..... haha!
FRIENDS..... Best EVER
I LOVE Friends. #quotes #life
My life... <3 FRIENDS
I have been thinking this the whole time...and Chandler and Marshall are my favorites.
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Yep How I Met Your Mother is the newer Friends. Love them bothh
Friends vs. How I met your mother... SO TRUE. No wonder they tie for my favorite shows of all time! lol its so true!
Friends vs. How I Met Your Mother... MIND BLOWN. There is one major difference. HIMYM is funny
Friends vs. How I Met Your Mother--> so so so true!!! I'm laughing out loud!
Friends vs How I met your mother #MINDBLOWN!!!!!!!!
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Made the teacher happy too!
So true! Wow I remember this like it was yesterday!!
Elementary school joy!
Ah yes, movie day...
More so in high school....
Glasses, Cups, Quote, Funny, Patio, So True, Get Drunk, True Stories, I M Outdoorsy
I'm outdoorsy funny quotes alcohol drinks drunk. Once we finish our backyard makeover, I am so ordering some of these glasses!!
"Outdoorsy" glass - I like to get drunk on patios.
I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. True story!
I 'm outdoorsy
I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios... I need this cup!
HEHEHE too funny and so true. Patio or porch; I'll take it
I'm outdoorsy funny quotes alcohol drinks drunk- OMG SO TRUE!!!!
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Story of my life. Finding paint handprints on your bum, paint in your hair, boogers smeared on your pants leg, poop on your shoe... The glamorous life of a preschool teacher.
I do this all the time - and we do have mirrors at work!!!!
My life. I am laughing out loud !!
This happens way too much- totally me!!!
ha story of my life, so funny!
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so true story of my LIFE
The only thing keeping me from a clean room.
My room was clean. But then, I had to decide what to wear. #truth
Story of my life.. Funny quote lol my room was clean but then I had to decide what to wear!
cupcakes make everything and everyday better
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My life motto right there.
Who doesn't like cup cakes?
So true! #cupcakes #quote
Happiness is always sweet. Truth!
This is so true :) Happiness is a few bites :)
Laughing, Three Language, Life, Quotes, Giggles, Truths, So True, Funny Stuff, True Stories
this made me giggle.
True story. I'm fluent in three languages
Fluent in three languages... oh. so. true.
this makes me laugh... so true
Just some funny stuff that makes me laugh!
Inspiration, Life, Quotes, Writing Better, Truths, So True, Writing A Books, Things, True Stories
So true for me! Writing helps me express the things I can't seem to find the words to say
This very well may apply to me, but I speak just FINE when necessary. If I'm being forced into conversation with someone, I'm probably not going to say much at all that the convo enforcer wants to hear - but I DO have a voice. If you don't want to hear my voice speaking the ugly, blatant truth - don't contact me & start talking shit; most especially after I've already asked for time & space in a very calm, very civil manner. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat. I'm sure you've an entirely skewed idea of who I am; doesn't surprise me even a smidge, given the company you keep & your dubious sources.. but spreading rumors & outright lies about someone you've never even been in the company of for more than five minutes? Being ignorant enough to take whatever my ex has told you about me to heart & believe it to be the damn gospel? Calling me a "bad mother" & a "deadbeat mom"? Seriously?! Get your facts straight before you go on the attack & make a plain ASS of yourself. I made a decision that I sincerely, at the time, thought was the healthiest for my son. My ex (aka: your problem now) already knew he had a 'forever spot' at his mommy's house; he already HAD a safe place mapped out to take my son. My relationship with my parents' was entirely different though; once they got all of us kids grown & gone, they built their dream home & planned to live out their golden years there... together & alone. Anyway - I had no clue where I was going when we split. The amount of time my mother & I could spend under the same roof without going for each other's throat was very limited; we could get along beautifully.. for a week or so... after which it would feel to me like I couldn't do anything right & I was a horrible daughter. SO. Absolutely no solidified plan once we left Alabama & I had nothing other than debt to my name & the smaller portion of the profit WE made on the house which I MYSELF purchased while ex-hub & I were on a 7-mo separation. I ALSO WAS VERY IGNORANT. I can't blame anyone other than myself for not reaching out for help. I didn't know what my rights were & I just wanted the hell out & away from my (soon to be, at the time) ex; so, when he brought divorce papers home one evening (after I put the GD pants on, made the call, put my foot down, & refused to quit communicating with someone I met at rehab.. which was one of his 'stipulations' if we were to remain married) I was actually relieved. Yes, tha's right, babydoll - I'm sure he's left this part out, but he knew what happened at Shand's & yet still wanted to "work through it" (which simply would've equated to him holding it over my head forever & ever). He was also, apparently, quite busy while I was in rehab with some "crazy" chick in the cloud (who he supposedly didn't hook up with, but Y'OKAY... I found their precious little picnic photo session on his phone one day, after I returned from rehab & before we divorced)... & he also "only" got a BJ from the rancid cunt who cut our son's hair for the first time.. when his haircuts, long before we separated, typically took 2-3 hours each time. Bitch, please. He's never had THAT much hair; pfft.. he does good to grow a tiny, patch of a goatee. His hairline actually appears to be declining even quicker than his intelligence level since he moved back in with his mommy. Yep. I honestly don't even wanna know what else he pulled - I really don't. I never wanted money from him (or, more accurately, his mom); I didn't want to drag the whole marriage demolition out any longer than necessary.. but the most disturbing thing about the whole ordeal to me (to this very day) is the fact that my ex mislead me on my rights as a parent. He made it sound as if one of us had to be THE custodial parent. Uh-huh. I totally believed him. I honestly thought that one parent or the other had to be the "custodial" parent. That's how I grew up - in a divorced/split family where my mother was the custodial parent.. so it all seemed legit to me. I agreed that he would definitely be able to provide the most stable environment (or so I thought).. & I asked him to promise me that if he ever reached a place in life when parenting our son was not priority, that he would allow me to step in. He promised; & it was a blatant lie. It was one of the most idiotic mistakes I have yet to make in my adult life. I was so desperate to get away, I put my own fears & frustrations in front of my child's wellbeing.. for which my son & I are still paying for to this very day.. &, again, that's all on me now. This didn't become entirely clear to me however, until, over time, I saw more & more frat-like party pics being posted on my ex's MySpace page. Then there are some simply precious ones of my son (which I have tucked away) - before he ever knew how to swim - wearing NO LIFE JACKET & sitting on the side of a boat in motion, surrounded by people who all appear to have beer in their hands. This upset me as, my entire logic in signing over custodial rights in the first fucking place, was that my son would be in a safe, stable environment. I, at that time, had serious doubts regarding my own sanity & ability to make wise, rational decisions. After viewing (literally) hundreds more idiotic pics of ex & his new victim (who's 12-yrs his junior & dumb as dirt) throwing up the shocker sign & upside down peace symbols though, I realized what a horrible mistake I'd made & also what a truly pathetic piece of shit I'd escaped. Radical behavior for a man nearing his 40's, dude. Totally. Knuckle Bumpers Inc? Are you people smoking crack?! That always makes me think of primates... gorillas, who walk around with their knuckles brushing & bumping the ground; makes more than perfect sense when I picture it that way though. BTW, one thing I do not understand to this day: if you two were keeping your relationship a secret & it was all a sham "for my own good".. why would he ever kiss me? And why, after I asked him outright if he was dating someone (because I could tell something was screwy as soon as we reached his mother's house) & he finally admitted to me that he was indeed, was it in any way, shape, or form, necessary for him to ask if I was still in communication with my rehab buddy? Really... WHY? If you two had your "thang" goin' & he already had his mind all made up, why in thee WORLD would that even come up? Things that make ya go, hmmm.
So true ... I ramble at times, my mind rushes head-long into stories or descriptions and words get jumbled, dropped, or I often draw a blank mid-sentence. I pause and laugh often. Some how, people still manage to understand bits and pieces of what's going on in my head. For this I am grateful. Maybe I should write a book to say thank you.
True story. My life.
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Ha! Yes. "I write better than I talk." ~unknown, via fourplusanangel.com #writing #quotes
this is why I don't enjoy swimming.
At The Beaches, Water, Funny Dogs, The Ocean, Lakes, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Feelings, Animal
Me in the ocean, lake, river or any other body of water.
This is me in any body of water other than a tub or a swimming pool...lol Yes, jacuzzi's too if I'm in it with other people. I simply don't go into any water that isn't perfectly clear and free of animal life without freaking out.
Hehehe...This is how I feel while at the beach in the ocean! LoL! =)
funny dog running water
so funny! definitely me in the ocean and at the lake!
this is how i feel in the lake and the ocean!!!
Colleges Life, Laughing, Outfits, Quote, Funny Stuff, So True, Truths, Things, True Stories
So true. Mostly because I don't have that many great outfits!
Story of my college life
OMG I literally laughed out loud at this. It's so fabulous.
... true story
Oh, the things I hate to admit...
Yup, that's me