shits and giggles
shits and giggles
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Amenities, Daily Prayer, Give Me Strength, My Life, Bail Money, Dr. Who, Ecards, So Funny, Bahahaha
Lord give me patience...Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it. Amen :)
Omg so funny!
my daily prayer! Amen :)
Truth. LOL. Its happened a time or 2 that I was given strength and needed bail money. Im good on jail time. I think I met my quota for my life time. lol
Dear girls, Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure. Yes you'll get attention, but mostly from pigs. Sincerely, Real Men.
Laughing, Life, Quotes, Truths, Funny Stuff, So True, Ecards, True Stories, Kid
Kids quoting parents
Pssstt... You are a horrible friend. Now get out of my life and go back to playing make Believe with people who Don't give a shit about you. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com
Bahahaha. I love how I am the "stalker" yet whenever I post something bam she is posting the same things trying to one up. Hunny it's not going to work anymore. I have the best life and your drama/whining won't bring me down. Run, screenshot, and post on your Facebook, run and go show half the truth to others. won't hurt my feelings one but.
Will be laughing at this for a long time!!! So true!!!
Made me laugh but not that funny..I think my kids have done this to me.
I'm going to say that to the next grumpy person I run into :) or to myself when I'm grumpy
Funny Personalized Sayings, Remember This, Mondays Mornings, Im A Mornings Personalized, Grumpy Personalized, Grumpy People Quotes, Good Morning, Sunshine, Bowls
Good morning sunshine.
who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning. I hope I remember this to use to the next grumpy person
Break off in case of sparkly vampires.
Halloween Stuff, Halloween Decor, Idea, Halloween Costumes, Yard, Cases, Edward Cullen, Sparkly Vampires, Team Jacobs
In case of sparkly vampires. I would so grab one and run after Edward Cullen.
LOL-- Halloween decor? May have to make #Halloween stuffs #Halloween Costume #Halloween clothes| http://halloween-stuffs-55.blogspot.com
break off in case of sparkly vampires. fun idea
Lessons from Buffy: Break Off In Case of Sparkly Vampires... I need this sign for my yard haha
This is a must to keep Edward Cullens away from the house.. Team Jacob! :)
Lol Funny, Bar Games, Hit The Floors, Ahahaha, Awesome, Funny Stuff, Drinking Jenga, Funny Weekend, Kicks People
hahaaha new bar game!
A brand new kind of drinking jenga!
Funny Weekend Ecard: It's okay to kick people's barstools out from under them as long as you yell 'JENGA' before they hit the floor.
I D Taps, Shit And Giggl, Floors, Taps Dancers, Dance Quotes, Taps Shoes, Funny Stuff, Dance 3, Walks In
Now I think I'm finding so much funny stuff because it's late and I can't laugh loud.
We look at the floor and say "damn wish I had my tap shoes".
I wonder if tap dancers walk in to a room, look at the floor and think, I'd tap that. #TapDancers
Funny Dance Quotes | funny dance quotes lovely i wonder if tap dancers
The Doors, Funny Signs, Shops, Baby Baby, Salts Of Paper, Songs, Front Doors, Doors Signs, Saltnpepa
if i ever own a shop, this will be the front door sign
Ooh, baby baby... Salt -n- Pepa's here and we're in effect...
door sign (I wonder if the song plays when you open the door?)
Best. Door. Sign. Ever. #saltnpepa
Best door sign ever. I will put this on the door of my candy shop with a picture of a push pop. Who wouldn't want to shop there?
This would definitely get me to open the door. Love the marketing strategy! lol Funny sign
Like A Boss, Parents Humor, Funny Parents, Kids Wear, Parents Advice, Adam Sandler Funny, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Parents Win
Like a boss. HAHAHHAA SO FUNNY!!
Adam Sandler, too funny. parenting like a boss.
Adam Sandler. Parent Humor.
Oh my gosh..........so I'm not the only parent who makes their kids wear a Justin Bieber shirt as a punishment. #rainierwillneversaythefwordagain
Basically the best parenting advice ever.
Thoughts, Quotes, The Edge, Truths, So True, Monsters, Things, Totally Me, True Stories
This is totally me! I've always thought there were monsters under the bed... and still do! Ha!
This is so true! I can't stand the thought of being legless because it got eaten off by the monster under my bed!
so true! omg! Or aliens. Covers protect you from aliens. True story.
"I never stick my leg off the edge of the bed, no matter how hot it is because it would get eaten off." So true... I still step off REALLY far from my bed so the monsters don't grab my foot...
things we all do, humor, truth, life, small "isms", quotes, statements
True Friendship, Best Friends, Bestfriends, Funny Stuff, My Friends, The Bridges, Real Friends, Funny Friends, True Stories
We're Best friends This reminds me of my friend Elaina and I!!!
True story. and I'd do it for any one of my friends
except i am the one who jumps off the bridge and my friend is the one who saves me!
this would so be and my bestfriend
This is True Friendship! Who u kidding I'll be right there jumping off the bridge with you! ;)
Real friends. My friends.
laptop privacy sweater ...hysterical! Really!?
Public Spaces, Stay Focus, Funny Stories, Laptops Privacy, Brilliant Ideas, Funny Stuff, Funny Photo, Life Hacks, Privacy Sweaters
laptop privacy sweater ...hysterical. "Laptop Compubody Sock for privacy, warmth, and concentration in public spaces Learn to make your own on Instructables."
Awesome Life Hacks http://lessydyana.me/awesome-life-hacks
Finally! Something that will help me stay focused!
This brilliant idea offers complete web surfing privacy...i havent laughed so hard in a while...man does she look like an idiot! hahahaha
Thoughts, Cupcake War, Muffins Tops, Quote, So True, Too Funny, Pretty Shirts, So Funny, True Stories
:) Damn I thought it would!
MUFFIN TOP! So true and funny!
MUFFIN TOP.... lol too funny
Putting a pretty shit on over your muffin top does NOT make you a cupcake, doll. #quote #funny #LOL
Putting a pretty shirt in over your muffin top does not make you a cupcake. ecards
For flippin' real!
Cant Wait, Ain T, Amenities, Absolutely, My Life, Better Personalized, Bitch, Claim, Ecards
amen. Story of my life...
ecard better person, bitch
Amen. Lately I have been the bitch! I'm tired of being walked over for being the better person!
I'm tired of being the better person. One day, I'd like to be the bitch that they claim I am
The bitch THEY CLAIM I am... cant wait to see how this goes. They don't even know what they've conjured up!
absolutely!! If people only knew the crap I actually swallowed. :)
Bourbon, Etch A Sketch, Bahahahaha, Etchings A Sketch, Awesome, Funniest Ecards, My Life, Funny Stuff, So Funny
It's an etch a sketch, not an ipad
This is awesome!
I feel like this happens on a too regular basis in my life @Maria Sokova
Funniest ecard yet. I hate Vodka, but this is so funny! :D
Vodka, Bourbon, Scotch, Whiskey, or Tequila
light on, nobody home...
Yep, Hamsters Humor, Quote, Spin Wheels, Giggles, True, Funny Stuff, Smile, People
Too many people... yep, way too many people...@
it is really sad that so many people came to mind when I read this quote. Makes my day to know there are others out there that think this way.
So true with so many people
made me smile :)
Empty spinning wheels
Laughing, Planets, Nerd Jokes, Dear Nasa, Funny Stuff, Poor Pluto, Things, Mom Jokes, Funnystuff
Dear NASA, Your Mom thought I was big enough. Sincerely, Pluto (That's OK, Pluto. You will always be a planet to me.)
Haha. When I was a kid Pluto was a planet. Poor thing.
Poor Pluto, I still think you're a planet!
Ok, I admit it: I still laugh at a good "your mom" joke
Bus, True Blood, Benches Press, Trueblood, Quote, Long Distance Relationships, Ecards, True Stories, E Cards
True. Lol. #TrueBlood
Or a bus!
I should be able to bench press a Buick. #ecard
What doesn't kill you #e card
Search results for 'true blood' Ecards from Free and Funny cards and hilarious Posts | someecards.com
I should be able to bench press a Buick. lol...hahaha..this quote was made for me!!!💖💖💖😘😘
long distance relationship
I should be able to bench press a Buick. Haha! True story!
I don't have a dirty mind.
Funny Pictures, Hilarious Animal, Quote, Dirty Mind, Funny Stuff, Ecards, True Stories, E Cards, Sexy Imagination
Hahaha e cards
I don't have a dirty mind.... True story
Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a dirty mind! I have a sexy imagination😏
One of my favourite quotes.
Funny Pictures, Epic Fails, iPhone Autocorrects, Awkward Texts, LOL,Photos, Hilarious, Animal LOLs, Troll Comics, Gags, Cartoons
in dog beers...
Remember This, Dogs Beers Lol, Mottos Lol, Hahaha Awesome, My Husband, Men Caves, Beers I, Beers Lov, Man Caves
Said my husband..... Lol
dog beers lol
Yes! Have to remember this excuse
haha, this would be cute to make for the man cave or garage!
in dog beers... I want this in a tshirt for my bro
Smart Phones, Smart People, Smartphones, Funny Quotes, Truths, Phones Cases, Humor, Stupid People, True Stories
FunSubstance.com - Endless Entertainment & Humor
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people. True Story!
Smart Phones And Stupid People who talk to loud when they are in public places on their smartphones
i want this as my phone case... ❤️❤️❤️❤️Smart Phones And Stupid People who talk to loud when they are in public places
Funny Quotes about People being Stupid
Smart Phones, Stupid People That's the truth
cartoons of smart people | Funny Picture - We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people
“You Have Just Been Poisoned” Glass. Haha!
Halloween Parties, Laughing, Memorial Cups, Plates, Gifts Ideas, Memorial Mugs, Funny, Coffee Mugs, Gag Gifts
Best. Mug. Ever. I laughed a little to long about this. Cause it's a joke but if you were mad at someone . It wouldn't be funny to them.
funny coffee mug
Bwahaha! The perfect plates for a halloween party! ;)
make a batch of cookies on this plate Funny Gag Gift Idea ~ This is the Bottom of a Mug
Awesome coffe cup!