Hey girl.I don’t need gluten when I’ve got you.
...singing while driving.
Baby chameleons ZOMG
"Truth be told, I hope your boat capsizes & you drown at sea after being ravaged by starving sharks. I'm punching holes in your dinghy, covering your oars in pig's blood, & waiting with bated breath. Happy sailing, sea biscuit." XD THAT MADE ME DIE