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The Joy of Weeding

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Cross stitching - for those times when you just want to stab something 20,000 times.

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I'm sorry. This is a rake and shovel conversation. No hoes allowed.

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November - the month where people who have complained on Facebook for the past 11 months become thankful for 30 days.

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Boo bees

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Ladies Like Funny Sh*t Too! (22 Pics) - Kill the Hydra

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When what to my wondering eyes should appear...but ten extra pounds on hips, thighs and rear.

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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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I have one nerve left and you're dry-humping it. Go away.

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I would take my anger out on your face, but it looks like your genetics have put it through enough suffering already.

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When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is only difficult for the others. It is the same when you are stupid.

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Arguing With Simple-Minded People

Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

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Arguing With Simple-Minded People

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When someone takes a bad photo of me

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Tastes like ass

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If your thighs touch, you're one step closer to being a mermaid. So who's the real winner here?

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My personality described…

I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.

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My personality described…

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Kill them with craftiness.

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from Be Inspired Chronicles

“Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties.” ~ Helen Keller

Your secrets are safe with me, because there is a good chance I was not listening.

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The most important thing is that I believe in myself.

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Forecast for today: Unproductive with a chance of dicking around.

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The American sign language speaks the truth…

In American sign language, the sign for menstruation is basically punching yourself in the face.

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The American sign language speaks the truth…

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Responding with sarcasm…

Being able to respond with sarcasm within seconds of a stupid question is a sign of a healthy brain.

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I scream. You scream. The police come. It's awkward.

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We live so far apart because the world isn't ready for that much constant awesomeness.

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Damn Vikings…

The Vikings went there first.

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If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's fertilized with bullshit.

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